Boof

To lie your ass off when testifying before a senate judiciary committee

Mark: “Hey man, did you tell them about that time we got totally wasted and you sexually assaulted that 15 year old girl?”

Brett: “Are you nuts? Now way, man, I totally boofed up there!”

Boof by Meathammer September 29, 2018

boof

The contents of the rectal cavity discharged during or after heavy anal poundage. Typically, boof is not feces, but can be implied as so in many situations.

"I fucked the boof outa her!"
"Eat my boof!"

boof by T tothe B October 21, 2004

Boof

To lie under oath. Repeatedly.

I can't believe Brett Kavanaugh just boofed in front of the Senate Committee!

Brett did a boof!

Boof by nobbynobby40 October 1, 2018

Boof

1. The sound and mixture created when beer, fart, and feces racously exit Brett Kavanaugh's anus. Mention of feces and beer may be omitted in polite company, although this would actually be a classic dry fart.

2. Also the sound of one's judicial appointment disappearing in a cloud of smoke.

1. Caught unawares by the fizzing stream of beer and feces streaming down his thigh, Brett Kavanaugh was dismayed to discover he had passed out before hearing his own boof.

2. "Boof!" and in an instant Brett Kavanaugh was free to coach full time.

Boof by meatclaw October 1, 2018

Boof

Term for sexual intercourse, derived from the imagined onomatopoeia of the involved thrusting. Alternatives include 'boff', as used by Gene Hunt in the series Life On Mars.

bill and jane have been going out for ages, have they boofed yet?

Boof by superhedge May 31, 2009

Boof

Another name for jail or prison

Dude they gonn put you up in the boof if you get caught with dat shit.....

Boof by Pfunk May 31, 2017

boof

Hair with extraordinarily frizzy and bouncy qualities. Usually curly

Your hair has a lot of boof.

boof by McLol2008 April 4, 2009