meatclaw's definitions

Boof

1. The sound and mixture created when beer, fart, and feces racously exit Brett Kavanaugh's anus. Mention of feces and beer may be omitted in polite company, although this would actually be a classic dry fart.

2. Also the sound of one's judicial appointment disappearing in a cloud of smoke.

1. Caught unawares by the fizzing stream of beer and feces streaming down his thigh, Brett Kavanaugh was dismayed to discover he had passed out before hearing his own boof.

2. "Boof!" and in an instant Brett Kavanaugh was free to coach full time.

by meatclaw October 1, 2018