boiled salmon

(n) a word used to express how slow something is going.

usu. used in reference to elevators.

this elevator is going slower than an elephant in quick sand...or a boiled salmon.

by srah January 23, 2005

Boiled Rabbit

Boiled Rabbit is the description for the psychyo girl who stalks, hunts and and will eventially try and kill you. In the classic movie "Fatal Attraction" Glen Closes charachter stalks Michael Douglas after he ends their cheating affair. She then goes to all lenghths for revenge ultimately breaking into his family's home and then taking his sons pet rabbit and boiling it in the cooking pot.

Friend: " Dude, why are you even remotely interested in her? Avoid Christy like the plague!"
Would be next victim: "why , she's nice! She's so into me..."
Friend: " Two words bro: 'BOILED RABBIT' "
Would be next victim: WOW, Ok Thanks, IM OUT. Runnin for the hills...

by Max Watts September 10, 2013

st. louis boiler room

When you insert a Cadbury cream egg into the anus of a man, crack it by flexing the sphincter, and fart the contents of the cream egg onto another man's face.

Me and Gary got drunk at the bar on Easter and I gave him a St. Louis boiler room!

by Feltcher's cream March 18, 2014

Boise

b-town is a land of plenty. it's got north-western heart and activty galore. the moutains are your idaho playground. most cars have ski, kayak or bike racks because people are all about being a part of their environment. boise is comfortable, yet always advancing into the big city it might one day be. boise people are welcome to each new cultural event or downtown festival that brings us a little closer to metropolitan-life. in driving outside the central area, one finds a peaceful country existence juxtaposed with newly developed subdivisions. it retains farming community charm while presenting the good and bad that comes with growth. boise is perfect-move here. you will be happy.

boiseans play frisbee golf with great passion

by Urban Dictionary October 2, 2005

boil the ocean

To waste one's time attempting to do the impossible.

Scope is too big to do in one project. Break it up into more than one. Don’t try to solve every problem at once. Identify a couple, address them, and move on.

You're wasting my time. You might as well be boiling the ocean.

Perhaps your scheme to connect all the computers together in the Internet in order to communicate with alien intelligence is a bit ambitious. Try something less difficult like boiling the ocean.’

In Obama's first year as President, he was trying to boil the ocean.

by doubleyoujiii January 23, 2010

Italian Boiler

When you dip a restrained mans scrotum into a bucket of boiling water.

No wonder he can't have kids, he was given an Italian Boiler by Don Vito back in the day.

by Skott September 21, 2004

boil over

A not so spectacular ejaculation! A male orgasm that lacks significant distance.

A great porn scene building up to a huge ejaculation, and all it was, was a meaningless boil over!

by Captain Wacky August 28, 2007