Blunt Nudge

the nudge you give your homie to take the blunt while riding and smoking, since the music's too loud and he cant hear you, therefore you nudge him.

*Music Blaring*
Andy:YO!!, HELLO!!, THE BLUNT!!!!
(homie ignores and continues driving)
( blunt nudges homie)Andy: Here Dude, damn!, heres the blunt
Mike:Why Didnt you say so?
Andy:Screw You Dude

by Ya Boy Trax June 18, 2010

smoke a fat blunt

To smoke a cigar that has been cut open, the tobacco removed and replaced with as much stinky, sticky, sweet green ganja as one can put in the bad-boy, then re-stuck together using magic. This is usually with the intention of getting fuckin' mellow and "blunted."

(Pretty much any given afternoon at pretty much any given university) - "Gentlemen, I believe we owe it to ourselves to smoke a fat blunt. We would simply be remiss if we didn't."

by Jap the Jimmy June 5, 2014

bluetard

A person who is constantly wearing a bluetooth headset in an effort to appear important regardless of setting and or social standing. This person is also oblivious to the fact that they look like a complete douche.

"Is that bag boy wearing a bluetooth?"
"LOL omg he is."
"He looks like an idiot.."
"What a fucking bluetard."

by Blaise fucking Armstrong May 28, 2007

Death Blunt

Death Blunt refers to an almighty marijuana cigar that is sure to put you on your ass. The recipe for success includes one cigar or cigarillo of your choice, one gram of the finest sticky icky money can buy, one gram of marijuana oils or ear wax, one gram of kief, and one gram of the finest coldwater hash. Mix that all in and roll it up. Should last a while and you'll be soo stoned.

"Yo Cory rolled up a death blunt last night and I forgot my name I was so high!"

"Fuck my life, let's roll up a death blunt."

marijuana joint weed blunt chronic sticky icky hash oils kief hash

by C-Dub 117 February 13, 2010

crespo blunt

a perfectly rolled blunt that has a even pull to burn ratio. Typically rolled in a dutch or green game.

nothin somkes like a crespo blunt

by Sober October 4, 2007

Blueterus

The female equivalent of blue balls.

I tried to lez out with a straight girl at Disney for three days but she has a boyfriend, now I've got blueterus.

by GreenTeaSips February 3, 2018

Bluetoothin'

When someone keeps the bluetooth headset in their ear 24/7. Typically a bluetoother will commence phone conversations while you are trying to talk to them. This can cause confusion between both parties.

Bob: So Terrell, are we still going to the club later?
Terrell: Yeah. What's new?
Bob: Great!!!!! Well not much....?!?!?
Terrell: That's awesome, hell yeah I lick toes.
Bob: HUh?
Terrell: Sorry Bob what did you say I was on the phone...
bob: Terrell, you're always bluetoothin' and confusing me.

by Natasia March 23, 2007