cock block blocker

from cock blocker: someone who is your boy/girl who helps take care of a cock blocker so u can throw your game down on one of the opposite sex

Hey man be my cock block blocker tonite and go take care of her cock blocker friend over there!!!

by big pimpin joe August 5, 2004

Blocked

The ultimate coward move, You can and will get blocked for doing literally anything. Most people who will block you, are snowflakes that get offended over you doing or saying something they don't like. And God help you if you make a joke.

Person one:: "Didn't you have an argument with Carissa on Instagram yesterday?"
Person two "Yes and no, she blocked me the moment I talked to her,"

by AlanSnackbarHaterOfFurries February 2, 2022

Your ass is the blackest

This is said when talking with another person in a competitive manner, you concede that the other person has won.
It is usually said during one-up-manship contest.
Somewhat of a backwards "you win",but you really are the loser.
This is a very old saying...said as early as the 1800's.

Rhonda: I have a really bad headache.
Rick: Oh yeah, well I have a hangnail!
Rhonda: Yeah , and my knee hurts too.
Rick: Well, I guess "your ass is the blackest."

by The_Overman September 8, 2007

urban dick blocked

When your potential Urban Dictionary defs are REJECTED!

"Oh my God! WHY, WHY did this happen to ME? I've been Urban Dick Blocked! I'm gonna kill myself."

by Urban Dixie July 28, 2006

cock-blocked

Friend who maliciously prevents the act of getting booty.

At the club, Patrick was about to get Bianca's phone number, when Al (ie the Closer) cock-blocked him by telling her Pat’s a nice guy… that lives at home… with his parents.

by Man Law7 February 14, 2007

Cock Blocker

A perosn male or female who intentionaly or unentenionally disrupts
(block) somebody from spittin game, getting someones number,or hooking up.
A.K.A. an annoying ass friend

1.) you could be at a bar talking to the best looking girl in the joint, and this girl might be all about you too, but then your drunk buddy who happens to be a blocker rolls up on the scene and starts falling all over the place, making you look like an asshole and scaring her away. That's a cock blocker.

2.) you might be in a bedroom with a girl about to get a piece and then all of the sudden, your buddy starts banging away at the door for no reason. He just wants to figure out a way for it be as hard as possible for you to get some. That's a cock blocker

examples courtesy of TwanDiggity

by she_so_sexy06 May 1, 2005

cracker blocked

When a white supervisor constantly corrects an African American employee's language.

My boss cracker blocked me when I axed a customer what product they be usin'.

by Matty Rich May 13, 2007