bitched

A vinyl record or CD which has been scratched badly enough that it is unplayable.

"I lent you my Gaetano Parisio 12" and it came back bitched."

"I can't play Far Cry because the play disc is bitched."

by Andrew July 2, 2004

Bitchard

A combination of the terms "bitch" and "bastard".
Typically used to describe a manly looking woman or an effeminate man.

"Hey man! Do you see that girlie man over there?"
"Eww yeah, that guy is such a bitchard."

by qwerpoiu November 18, 2009

bitched

Can refer to any piece of machinery or other tangible thing that is damaged beyond reasonable repair or use.

"My car's so bitched that the rear springs came right through the floor!"

OR

Nerd 1: My computer took a surge in last night's storm.
Nerd 2: Haven't you fixed it?
Nerd 1: No, it's completely bitched.

by BBW chaser September 17, 2004

life's a bitched

To get outrapped on your own song, comes from Nas - Life's a Bitch where A.Z had a better verse than him.

- Yo, A.Z actually had a better verse than Nas on life's a bitch
- Yeah, Nas got life's a bitched

by killa4566 December 26, 2019

bitchmedonkey

An exclamation of dismay, surprise, or disbelief; made by combining "don't pinch me" and the German word "danke." Legend has it that bitchmedonkey was born when someone incorrectly overheard these two phrases in rapid succession.

"You forgot to bring Final Fantasy today? Aw, bitchmedonkey!"

"Bitchmedonkey! My locker won't open again!"

by subrosa May 26, 2009

Bitched Up

Basically to be turned into a bitch or be extremely belittled.

Man 1: "Bro, that principal really bitched me up. She just went on and on about my grades and even brought up some old shit from last year!

Man 2: "Don't get bitched up man!Stand up for yourself!

by Atlas Marvel April 18, 2017

well bitched

scottish:means they do anything for you.

ive got him well bitched!

by Stephanie September 14, 2003