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Beard for license

The concept of growing a beard for a license picture so that bouncers and bartenders believe you are older than you actually are. Can then be applied to essentially anything that follows this form of "finesse."
<Friend> Yo were you able to make it into that bar last night? I heard they were being hella strict.
<You> Yeah man. They asked me for my zip code, but luckily I was beard for license.

<Waiter> I'm sorry for the hold up, but I brought you two burgers for your convenience.
<You> Oh thank you
...Turns to friends...
<You> That shit was beard for licence as fuckkkkkkkkk

...Sees guy with beard...
<You> Yo you think that guy is beard for license?

...Turns to friend...
<You> Dude, are you even beard for license?
by BFLkindaguy November 4, 2018
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Beard Pussy

The resultant condition of a human individual's facial hair after having performed oral sex on a human female.
Todd: Mmm, baby, you taste good.
Angie: I know & now you got Beard Pussy. Why don't you go kiss your mom?
by Manic Decree November 27, 2018
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Bear Creek Middle School

A hell hole that is full of shitty teachers, shitty bathrooms, and shitty rules with uniforms and changes the rules for no reason, also has full sex, gang related stuff, and worse stuff of all, a waste of child hood
by KillioMadnessXX March 11, 2019
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strike beard

A beard grown by an otherwise clean-shaven male on strike or cannot work because of a stike.

Due to professional obligations at his workplace he would not normally be able to sustain a scruffy look during the early stages required to grow a full beard.
Letterman's strike beard's more impressive than Conan's. It's more Grizzly Adams.
by danny boy 777 January 12, 2008
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Build-A-Bear Reject

Monokuma: I know what you’re all thinking and no I am not a High Tech Build-A-Bear Reject!
by BuilderBuilder123 December 30, 2020
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Bear-clawed

The act of pushing through a difficult task with a forced burst of frenzied energy. An old southern U.S. hillbilly term that spread into certain urban areas with the influx of dying farm communities.
"I don't know what's going on. They got themselves bear-clawed"

"I felt like going home early, so I just bear-clawed the last job."
by Merkin Wrangler January 9, 2019
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Wise Beard Man

Scientology critic and emmy winner Mark Bunker. Creator of xenutv.com and spiritual leader of Anonymous in the fight against Scientology.
"Wise Beard Man is Wise"

"Wise Beard Man: his words are wise, his face is beard."

"Bunker is a prejudist. He prejudices."
by Anon5858 January 11, 2009
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