Berkeleys

a woman's breasts

"By golly, she has the largest pair of Berkeleys!"

by cremhua November 15, 2009

berkeleysocks

A pet name for Birkenstock sandals due the prevalence of these sandals on the west coast.

She: Hey, let's go out for a latte.
He: Chill out a sec, I've gotta find my Berkeleysocks.

by vMeson April 2, 2010

berkley

A fake ass bitch. That is really really fat, ugly as hell. She is one of the most rude, stuck up girls you will ever meet. She thinks she's better then everyone. She will do anything to get you out of her way, even hurt you.

Person 1- did you see that ugly fat guy over there.
Person 2- that's not a guy, that's a girl..
Person 1- oh shit, I can't tell the difference!

Person 2- that girl is so stuck up, I bet her name is Berkley
Person 1- Berkleys are the most stuck up people I know
Person 2- that's so true

by xx_shawdy_xx April 27, 2014

Baby Berkley

Stocky, guy, who loves to play videogames, and stick random objects up peoples butts.

Hey baby berkley was sup? "AH get thet out of my bum!"

by Capster December 14, 2004

berkley and jensen

to give a blow job a dozen times in or around the premises of a BJ's Wholesale store. Can also be stated as "berkley his/my/your jensen"

John: gurl you best be giving me some berkley and jensen soon
Jane: hm, i do need to buy cereal in excessive amounts
John: word

by aanonymouspseudonymm May 24, 2011

BerkeleyxRei

BerkeleyxRei is the ship name for the 2 online friends known as Berkeley and ReiRei. Berkeley is the most important person in the world to Rei and the best thing that ever happened to her was berkeley coming in their life.Berkeley is a beautiful and amazing person and rei could have never asked for anyone as perfect and amazing as berkeley themself. and if you are seeing this berkeley i love you so much and you mean more than anything to me and you are the best person who could have ever entered my life. Im so glad i met you ad when you message me i feel so happy. you've made me the happiest person i could ever be and without you i would be in a horrible state of depression i love you berkeley i'm writing this while listening to the playlist you made me and it makes me so unbelievably happy when i think of the fact you take time out of your days and nights just to message me and send me videos and making that playlist has made me so happy thinking you actually thought of me. I hope you have a perfect life and i shall pray that our friendship will last forever. One day i'll fly to canada ,I will meet you one day berkeley. I would barefoot from england to canada just to meet you in real life. i never thought i would meet someone online like you. i always had the idea that online friends were sad but now i have one i dont think I've had as much fun. One day Berkeley, I love you <3 From- ReiRei

hey do you know the ship BerkeleyxRei?
Yes peepoo is my fave ship they are genuine soulmates

IKR I LOVE THEM

by anonymous July 18, 2021

Berkley

Every berkley I’ve knew is just plain rude. They can trick you by being very kind, but turn there back on you and make your life a living hell. I would keep your distance from them. One day like an perfect person, next biggest butt you could ever meet. They usually act way older than they are. Not very good singers. Also very selfish.

Stay away from anyone named berkley

by LeMonke_ October 2, 2019