A distended butt-hole that acts as a sentient tentacle like appendage with the behavior of a small poodle. Able to change shape and size as needed.
John's Bentley Tube had escaped his pants and was sniffing around for treats in the kitchen before getting stuck in the toaster.
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Boy number one: Omg who is that! She’s sooooo hot
Boy number two: that’s Bentley, all the guys are after her
Boy number two: that’s Bentley, all the guys are after her
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Boy number two: That’s Bentley, the most attractive person on the face of this earth
Boy number two: That’s Bentley, the most attractive person on the face of this earth
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Here is my favourite part, Bentley is the kind of guy who'll ask for your opinion on which road to take, he'll ask you for the source, accuracy and whatnot, nod thoughtfully, and then cheerfully drive in the complete opposite direction. Nothing personal, it's just Bentley being Bentley.
Yes, you might need to explain about the definition of emotions to him like you're teaching advanced calculus to a lion, but trust me, it's worth it. After all, who else will keep you warm with their fiery temperament while simultaneously playing it cooler than a penguin's pantry?
Here is my favourite part, Bentley is the kind of guy who'll ask for your opinion on which road to take, he'll ask you for the source, accuracy and whatnot, nod thoughtfully, and then cheerfully drive in the complete opposite direction. Nothing personal, it's just Bentley being Bentley.
Yes, you might need to explain about the definition of emotions to him like you're teaching advanced calculus to a lion, but trust me, it's worth it. After all, who else will keep you warm with their fiery temperament while simultaneously playing it cooler than a penguin's pantry?
I love you Bentley, most ardently.
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