Beeratorium

At a party, the beeratorium is the place where you want to be. Usually centered around a keg if available. The beeratorium is where the life of the party is at and everyone generally goes to get frisky and super trashed.

"Kevin! You're needed at the BEERATORIUM!"

by Sassy Steve July 25, 2011

Offended on behalf of someone else

One of the most annoying things to come across is someone who is offended on behalf of someone else, especially when that other person themselves isn't offended or even a victim. It's when someone is offended by something that isn't an attack on them.

American Liberals are offended on behalf of someone else when they try to make us replace "Indian" with "Native American", even when Indians themselves prefer the former and are not offended at all.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 20, 2020

beeracle

An event that should not happen but still does despite the amount of alcohol ingested by the person to whom it occurs.

Guy 1: Terry shotgunned 24 beers and got so drunk that he forgot his own name, but still hooked up Jen and Rebecca.
Guy 2: What a beeracle.

by Gradez July 26, 2007

Rational Emotive Behavior Therapy (REBT)

A combination of client-centered therapy, cognitive therapy, and sarcasm, designed by Albert Ellis. REBT acts to remove unreasonable cognitive beliefs, for example, musterbation. Its basic premise is that emotional suffering is due primarily to the often unverbalized assumptions and demands that people carry around with them as they negotiate their own way in life; for example, demanding perfection in oneself and/or in others.

REBT has been shown to reduce self-reports of anxiety in general and specific forms; reduce type A behavior patterns; reduce depression, anger, and, in children, antisocial behavior; and help emotionally healthy people cope better with everyday stress.

Janice's REBT therapist told her she was a control freak and that she was musterbating.

by TheLastPunslinger May 15, 2005

Beeracuda

Beeracuda's are the inner animal that shows up at late-night parties or bars. Identified by extreme beer chuggin skills, beeracudas are often loud, rambunctious, and looking to take the party the next level. Beeracudas, although usually harmless, are often asked to leave bars, and end up in jail from time to time.

Dude 1: Got kicked out of the swamp again last night
Dude 2: No way beeracuda. Not you. LOL

by B Cuda October 28, 2009

Pedo Bearadise

Places like: Omegle, Facebook, Myspace, 4chan, The Entire Internet.........

You: hi

Stranger: a/s/l?

You: im boy, 12, and what is this?

Stranger: wanna come over? I have cookies and a hard ding ding and was wondering if your'e hungry?

You: Hi, Im Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. We've been working closely with the FBI and have been monitoring your child pornography downloads and your trips to Thailand. There is a swat team waiting outside right nao equipped with riot gear and very, verrry pedophile crazed k-9's just waiting to tear your tiny little balls to shreds so don't bother running..........

Stranger: uh, I'm sorry?

You: Red Team, gogogogogogogo!

You(Cris Hansen): God-Damnit.... Omegle's a fucking Pedo Bearadise...............Good work tho, guise!

by ENDL355MIND January 8, 2010

No shave behave

A tactic used by women to prevent themselves from doing something regrettable when out at a club, bar, party, etc. This involves purposefully not shaving her legs (or other parts) before going out so that she will stop herself from hooking up with someone to avoid the no-shave shame the morning after.

Crystal: Man, that guy was all over you! Why didn't you leave with him?

Kayla: I cant, no shave behave!

by wolf15668 November 3, 2013