Skip to main content

tony becker

A god. The offspring of Chuck Norris and Satan, this behemoth of muscle and rage can not be stopped. If you ever see him be glad ... this is because he is allowing you to live.
Tony Becker would bitch slap Jesus so hard he'd go away for another 3 days.
by TheWalmartGreeter September 7, 2014
mugGet the tony becker mug.

Becker

A verb that describes the act of lowering one's expectations for something in order to prevent against the disappointment of them not being met. It is derived from the popular TV sitcom of the same name (Becker) in which the titular character played by Ted Danson lived by a mantra of "no expectations, no disappointment." He would repeat that phrase to anyone who was attempting to get him to be more optimistic about something or just life in general, which was against his nature. He would also use the phrase to remind himself to lower his expectations when they were high.
Greg: Hey Luke tell Tom what happened to you last night
Luke: Ok
Greg: Tom this is the best story you will ever hear man.
Luke: Whoa, Becker your expectations a bit, it's not that good.
Tom: Beckered.
by Tom3457mofo April 28, 2014
mugGet the Becker mug.
Related Words

Beckett

The most sexy man in the world who can bench press at least 3000lbs and will steal yo girl
He is such a Beckett
by Wings and pizza December 7, 2020
mugGet the Beckett mug.

bocked

1. To have been unknowingly volunteered or committed to a task or job that is not feasible.

2. To accomplish a major task only to have someone else take the credit.

3. Having the feeling that you have been violated by a sycophant.
1. I was "bocked" into redesigning the entire user database because someone wanted the columns named "prettier".

2. I worked an entire year on a project that made $8,000,000,000 only to be "bocked" by that suck-up who promptly received a bonus for the work "he" did.

3. After being "bocked" by nut-breath, I felt the need to take a long shower.
by Yul June 5, 2003
mugGet the bocked mug.

Small Backed

Typically performed in crowded bar when trying to get around someone of the opposite sex. The act involves placing your hand on the small of the persons back right above their butt. Typically unneeded contact or mild groping.
Lisa, that guy just small backed me as he was walking by me.
by JASONZIMMERMAN September 29, 2014
mugGet the Small Backed mug.

William Beckett

Gabe Saporta's boyfriend.
Fangirl 1: Don't you love William Beckett?

Fangirl 2: He's amazing. And omfg Gabilliam is best pairing ever. It's real, like the Summer Of Like
by George "Ryan" Ross III January 8, 2012
mugGet the William Beckett mug.

Beckett

Beckett doesn’t (care) how you think of him. He’s real and (points out) the fakes regardless if they care or not. He only (changes) for him self and doesn’t give a shit about you. He loves people but a small few, very hard to get close to him. He goes through a lot and comes out stronger. Always (overcomes)
Beckett told someone they where fake and the didn’t like it, but he was right to call them out
by Thot patrol on your noll October 21, 2018
mugGet the Beckett mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email