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BEATIS

A way of life.. a fast, funny, easy and discreet way to say the phrase “beat your meat,” or “beat my meat.” Which is another term for “jacking off,” aka masturbation. Also used with MEATIS. BEATIS MEATIS. Originated in the Bay Area California.
“Bruh.. my girl wasn’t tryna give me none.. so guess what I did? BEATIS!”

“Yeah I hit those last night.”

“Nigga you lyin’ You know damn well you ain’t hit shit. Yo dry ass pumped that lotion and BEATIS MEATIS.”

“Teanna Trump dropped a new video? Oh you know what time it is.. BEATIS time.”
by Trav La Flare March 18, 2019
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Beanism

The monotheistic religion where they believe in the god Gè ân dé and on Friday through Sunday they do the religious act of Klatting bending her over in the bed and then flipping her around so she is facing you, then with their pinky fingers spreading the vagina open, then sticking their bald bean head into her vagina
I practice beanism, but I’m not very very religious and I only Klat on Friday
by BigBoyCeno June 5, 2019
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Cute Bearish

A voice that is loud and deep but cute at the same time.
Dimitri's voice is such a cute bearish voice :)
by caddac September 24, 2010
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Beavs

Being #1 At Anything that is wished
Carl: Im so #1 at drifing.
Tom: Cuz ur beavs.
by Geh December 30, 2007
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Beavi

The plural of beaver; as in the female anatomy.
"I've had a plethora of beavi in my lifetime..."
by Jujujuice October 7, 2013
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beatis

A beatis is like a clod or fool, with specific regards to one who is
You beatis!
by madmerv June 16, 2004
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Bevis

by Billy Shubin December 17, 2003
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