beaching

When you're motorboating a girl whose breasts are too small and your nose runs aground on her sternum.

Aw man, I was fooling around with Michelle last night, and you know how much I like motorboating, well I was totally beaching with her. That girl is a B cup at best.

Have you seen Carly's breasts? Huge. That girl is unbeachable.

by mishmell February 26, 2013

bathing suit hickey

This is a condition which sometimes arises amongst female swimmers. Sometimes, the strap of a girl's bathing suit will rub up against her neck, and if this goes on for the entirety of a very long practice, hickey-like marks are left on the neck.

In the locker room after swim practice, Caroline noticed odd red marks on her neck. Jane, noticing them also, said, "Congratulations on your first bathing suit hickey."

by Liz September 25, 2004

bething out

Freaking the fuck out; unnecessarily paranoid; everyone is out to get you; to become exceedingly anxious typically in at a rapid pace; spiraling quickly

Female: Hey girl how do you like my outfit?

Me: It’s good
Female: Omg what’s wrong with it? Does it make me look fat? Did Maciana say something about it to you? What did she say? Does Jessi hate me? I think I’m going to throw up.

Me: Geezus will you stop bething out? We said it’s fine.

by Bayou Girl524 February 24, 2018

living breathing meme

Someone who exemplifies the characteristics of a meme. A funny, stupid, frankly memeable person.

Dude Nathan from econ is a living breathing meme.

by Nicholasbaege November 14, 2017

agonal breathing

Agonal Breathing is preformed by the brain as a last reflex to try and keep the person performing the agonal breathing alive, the brain will do this to signal that there is a severe lack of blood flow to the brain or a bleeding blood vessel in the brain, which if not given immediate medical attention, the person will die. This breathing can take place for a few minutes to hours, while the time between said breathes vary. Agonal Breathing is also referred to as “Agonal Gasps” or “Agonal Respiration”.

Reece - “Oh my god! What is he doing?”
Jacob - “He needs to get to the hospital, he is preforming Agonal Breathing!”

by Hentai_Viewer March 11, 2019

Secondary Beating

Masturbating vigorously for a second time right after busting one nut just wasn’t enough.

Sean didn’t even wipe his nut off his chest before he commenced a secondary beating.

My balls were so full I had to give it a secondary beating.

by Dick Onchin August 20, 2021

needs a beating

v. Phrase; to express the desire to bludgeon a person or thing due to its annoying or undesirable nature

Bob-Dude, my brother shit in my oatmeal this morning.
Bill-WTF man? He needs a beating

or

Glenn Beck just needs a beating

by Jyizzle024 March 12, 2010