Beach Bum

One who spends all their free time at the beach prefers day drunk, loves the sun, vodka, gatorade,sports , often spends the nights at the beach. Chill person

Look at Beach bumz

by Haysforhorses June 9, 2015

beached as

Basically to be screwed. Originates from a YouTube video parodying the NZ accent. Made by a pair of Australians, the video shows a cartoon whale 'beached'. He says to a passing bird 'Oh no man, I'm beached as!'

'I'm missed the last bus home, I'm beached as'

by cabbagetreekiwi February 24, 2009

Laguna Beach

A fake show. I live there, and I know the people on the show. Laguna isn't really like that. They just chose the richest, most pampered girl in the city and built the show around her.

The "Real" Laguna Beach would be Talan getting drunk at a party and peeing on my car... SoB.

by cascacheewa December 22, 2004

Airlie Beach

A beach town in northern Queensland, Australia. People only go their because they are tight ass and can't afford to go the Whitsunday Islands, located nearby. Majority of the population is generally a bunch of English backpackers getting on the piss.

Lottie: Let's go to Airlie Beach for our summer holidays. I love swimming at the beach.
Bonnie: No, you can't swim in summer time because of the stingers.
Lottie: What about winter?
Bonnie: Too cold.
Lottie: So we can't swim in the ocean... Isn't there a giant pool? I think its called Airlie Beach Lagoon ??
Bonnie: Siff, you could probably get pregnant from swimming in that thing!

by kittennnnnnnnnnnnnnnn July 3, 2009

Beachmaster

The king hippopotamus. He runs the beach. The other hippos can't even go to sleep until Beachmaster does first. Now and then a younger hippo will challenge Beachmaster to a fight. If the challenger wins he becomes the new Beachmaster. However Beachmaster always wins. After victory Beachmaster will fornicate with a woman of his choosing. His favorite pastime is eating sausages from the sausage tree, which blossoms once a year. He is also very protective of his fellow hippos. When a hippo dies, Beachmaster will protect the corpse from hyennas, lions, crocodiles, or whatever. However if he's hungry he will eat it himself. The bottom line is that Beachmaster is the shit.

Beachmaster killed Johnny after he lied down first.

by Wifflemaster July 16, 2008

Bradley Beach

Bradley Beach is a small town in New Jersey located near Asbury Park and Belmar. Contrary to popular belief, teenagers have not made this town a "drug town". In fact, the only fun you'll have in this town (15+) is hanging out with a group of the local teens. However, do not be talked into going back to "Dougs" house, no one even knows who Doug is. Main street is filled with pizza places, but everyone knows Vics is the best. Hess usually has cheaper gas but "Beyonce" (sunocos owner) will sell cigarettes to a child.

"Let's go to Deal"
"Fuck no, bradley beach beaches are nicer"

by ilove07720 March 31, 2009

Omaha beach

1. A beach which was part of the American sector on D-Day. Suffered the heaviest casualties (20,000?) mainly due to the lack of Tanks and the position the GFermans were in with their MG-42's, Mortars and 88mms.

2. When something goes completely wrong, worse than what you expected.

1. God bless the many young men and women who sacrificed themselves on Omaha beach.

2. Dude, she slapped you and punched you in the groin when you decided to end it with her? That's like, totally Omaha beach!

by Vanilla Coke Kid July 23, 2004