hot beanie

Inserting your penis into a bag of warm beans and masturbating

There's nothing like the feeling of a hot beanie.

by Bigbfg February 8, 2018

National beanie day

A day to wear any beanie you want

"Hey I like your beanie"
"Thanks, wanna know why I have it on?"
"Yea"
"Its national beanie day!"

by Bitchhh.aho November 6, 2019

red beanie

guy who lives in my closet

"RED BEANIE DID YOU ESCAPE THE CLOSET AGAIN! GET BACK HERE"

by danger among us February 26, 2022

rons beanie

A beanie that mysteriously changes colour every few days that ron wears.

rons beanie
P1: Look, Ron's wearing his beanie!
P2: Oh really? What colour is it today

by levimeows April 25, 2022

beanie

1.) a softie, someone who doesn't get angry

2.) oblivious to bad things that are happening and only focus on the good things

Some may say George Bush is the opposite of a beanie.

by ShakespeareGal June 22, 2009

beanie

a hat in Player Unknowns Battle Grounds that provides no protection whatsoever

teammate: dude i found a beanie

me: cool idc

by Welchs® Fruit Snacks June 14, 2018

jew beanie

no such thing. is a yarmulke. pronounced YAH-muh-cuh
dont ever use jew beanie. jew beanie is bad.

put on your yarmulke, here comes hannukah. you should never use jew beanie.

by thejew06 March 6, 2007