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Sophie Bauer

Wow Sophie Bauer is such an ugly lamo.
Plus she smells like ëggš
by Leroy Brown July 14, 2020
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Shourd-Fattal-Bauer

Straying from the intended path into dangerous territory.
I tried to slip it into my girl's southern region by she said I was Shourd-Fattal-Bauer-ing.
by stupid101 September 30, 2011
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Bauer

Dude, that’s so bauer!
by Bauer oh December 17, 2021
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Pulling a bauer

losing a bunch of weight and getting hotter
Yo I'm gonna be pulling a Bauer and losing a bunch of weight and getting hot
by Pulling a bauer October 27, 2015
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Bauer's Rule of Idiocracy

Of greater danger than nobody knowing what to do is a broadly held presumption that somebody does.

Source: “‘Idiocracy’ is a disturbingly prescient reflection of our current reality, not because nobody knows anything but because everybody thinks somebody does." ~ Jared Bauer
Bauer's Rule of Idiocracy arises in part from characteristics discussed in Erich Fromm’s “Escape From Freedom,” including a desire to defer to a trusted figure to escape the burden of having to puzzle out matters for which one is ill-equipped, the learning curve is steep, or information is at best incomplete.
by WhatwasIsaying January 25, 2025
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Lauren Bauer

MOMMY. The Ass queen of CP. So hot.
"Dude, Lauren Bauer just posted"
"Dude, I know that shit is gas."
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Bauer

There is no way in describing the size of a Bauer's Penis, its huge, even though a Bauer is a great person everyone rejects a Bauer, fearing they would die from the size.
Hey Ann, yeah I heard dave has a Bauer, no wonder no hits on him, their afraid, well i'm not.
by UrbanMafia October 18, 2023
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