batting 100

Batting 100 is when you are NOT doing perfectly, and so you are "Batting 100" as in baseball, where you would be batting 1000. Life isn't baseball, get over it, its just a metaphor.

"Man, I can't get anyone to bring me sushi.. I'm batting 100 today!"

by Corrin McCallen June 30, 2008

Batwing

when you stretch out your ballsack like paper, then get another man to inadvertently look at it. This is followed by the ballsack exposer calling the looker gay and kicking him in the ass twice.

Guy1: Dammit! my ass hurts like shit now!

Guy2: Well then you shouldn't have look at my batwing, Fag!

by george133 August 1, 2010

bohm bating

jerking off in bed with someone

at a party get in bed with two girls bohm bating

by tysonkia bohmer April 27, 2011

batwing

when you get real sweaty and your ball sack sticks to your legs and you spread them.

yo i just got done bangin' moniqua and i got so sweaty i had a batwing.

by Brett September 5, 2004

Balwinder

A person who has the mind power to seduce any girl into having sex with him

Your modern day " pimp"! "Balwinder"

by Michael Mikiis January 9, 2008

bathin' apes

shoes, kicks, (like air force ones)

'haterz gettin mad cuz i got me some bathin' apes'--soulja boy

by hIphOpnIcoLE August 7, 2007

Snorkel-Bating

The act of putting on a snorkel and watching yourself masturbate underwater

I totally caught Steve Snorkel-Bating in the community pool

by Big Lurch 75 January 27, 2011