Person who sits in chain coffee-shop on their lap top leeching the free wi-fi while making a flat-white last two hours, folk who might actually want a coffee can’t find anywhere to sit
by Nrob88 March 13, 2024
Get the data barnaclemug. Schools letting parents eat lunch with their kid every day is just encouraging more barnacle parenting.
by dietotaku February 24, 2019
Get the barnacle parentingmug. by TripleDickleBeau August 4, 2025
Get the Dirty Choate Barnacle Boymug. Barnacle:
A person who attaches themselves to a team and sees games by filtering out free ticket offers from ticket holders, whales, who can't go.
A person who attaches themselves to a team and sees games by filtering out free ticket offers from ticket holders, whales, who can't go.
I paid $100 for each ticket and this barnacle thought he could get them for free. I ain't a whale, man. Kick rocks.
by Raskull King November 4, 2022
Get the Barnaclemug. by Drfrankenstoner August 7, 2015
Get the Cock barnaclesmug. An account, file or application that cannot be resolved. Due to legal reasons there is no way to complete or reject the work requested.
by Barnacle file April 16, 2019
Get the Barnacle Filemug. An unrelenting morsel of fecal matter that refuses to loosen it's death grip on the toilet bowl's porcelain surface. It laughs in the face of repetitive flushing. Attempts to cleanse it via targeted urination are futile at best. It is a testament to the resilience of a well-formed stool. It is a beacon of undigested hope in an otherwise dark cave of despair. It is clingy, yet capable. It is...the bowl barnacle.
Just when Shehla thought she had readied the house for company, she discovered a large bowl barnacle left by her husband, Krisen in the guest bathroom.
by Kjizzy May 6, 2018
Get the Bowl barnaclemug.