"Sorry for coming up behind you 57 times and repeatedly running away after each time, I was barnacling out too much!"
by platypuspink June 15, 2023

When you’re intensely high on weed and you are searching for the grubbiest junk food out of boredom. The food is usually dry or crunchy but is the last resort to satisfy your poor broke bitch ass. End result is usually magically satisfying in return, because of the perpetual munchies
by Jet9926oooo July 22, 2024

An unrelenting morsel of fecal matter that refuses to loosen it's death grip on the toilet bowl's porcelain surface. It laughs in the face of repetitive flushing. Attempts to cleanse it via targeted urination are futile at best. It is a testament to the resilience of a well-formed stool. It is a beacon of undigested hope in an otherwise dark cave of despair. It is clingy, yet capable. It is...the bowl barnacle.
Just when she thought that she had readied their lavish Milwaukee loft for company, she discovered that her husband, after eating a bag of cheese curds, had left a large bowl barnacle in the guest bathroom toilet.
by Kjizzy February 24, 2018

A crass word used as a profanity in everyday lingo. Also Anna obscure sea creature that latches on ships and boats.
by Booty is my specialty May 23, 2016

by Krysler April 2, 2018

After anal sex the woman gives the man oral directly afterwards with no washing or wiping of the male organ before oral
by Ghost Fish May 31, 2016

by TripleDickleBeau August 4, 2025
