Bloody Baboon

When you shave your dick with a weed wacker and do a really bad job

Aw shit I just got a bloody Baboon

by Poop Inspector June 6, 2018

Butt Baboon

When someone tries so hard to push out a fart, they drop a turd in their pants.

"Johnny ripped a good one. In doing so, he pushed out a butt baboon."

by Ttlpackage August 22, 2018

Baboon

Pretty much the person listed here ZAY.

Zay is the true meaning of this. Baboon

by Ambuscade#0001 July 23, 2022

dune baboon

The hamadryas baboon, a species of baboon from the Old World monkey family native to the Horn of Africa.

Person 1: Today in biology we learned about different monkeys including the Hamadryas Baboon.
Person 2: Ahh yes, the dune baboon. Did you know that this type of monkey was known to be sacred in Ancient Egypt?
Person: That’s so cool!

by lotrfan1986 March 13, 2021

Goon Baboon

A person who goons multiple times everyday

S: "I think when you guys leave I'm going to goon"
Z: "what?? That's like the third time today"
W: "nah he's the real goon baboon"

by AlphaZ_23 June 25, 2025

Baboon ass

a woman with an ass that protrudes (sticks Out) behind her and the cheeks rotates as she walks (baboon ass)

When she noticed that I was walking behind behind her she began to flirt with her {Baboon Ass} it really turned me on

by Fact One March 9, 2016

bimbling baboon bozo

a person with 3 iq and wont shut up

Man 1: the dictionary definition of primates is (ect)
Man 2: shut up you bimbling baboon bozo know one cares

by The amibigous definitor June 26, 2022