baby 

Its whats for dinner;the other white meat

I eat a baby!

baby by your mamma March 5, 2003

Baby 

An outrageously expensive blob of flesh that is completely helpless for eighteen straight years.

A baby is anything considered human and has not celebrated their eighteenth birthday yet.

Baby by uiaGrfgeg08tyw09thpohsioh February 4, 2010

baby 

Goes well with ketchup.

"That's some mighty fine baby."
"Thanks."

baby by El Sanchez July 20, 2008

Baby 

A quarter ounce of weed.

TI lyrics

"Take $1250 go get you 2 and a baby"

Baby by thawhiteshadow December 31, 2007

Baby 

worst std you can possible get

baby girl baby boy kids

Baby by Rock The Solution December 2, 2010

Baby 

The buds in a bag of weed. Usually said so that people don't know that you're actually smoking weed.

Man - "Damn all I have left is this baby"
Passerby - "Oh my gosh that's so sad, where is the little kid?"

Baby by tokedgirl42 April 12, 2009

baby 

a unit for measuring water roughly equivilant to 0.87 gallons.

I have to pee so badly! I just drank a baby and a half!

baby by babydrinker June 7, 2009