the guy best friend

1) when something amazing happens, he's the one you want to tell first.
2) he's not afraid to tell you when you are with the wrong guy.
3) he's the first one you call when things are going wrong.
4) he's the first one there when you need a shoulder to cry on.
5) when you imagine your perfect guy, you see him in your mind
6) your friends wonder why you and him aren't together yet.
7) he wants to be your back up date for formal, in case something goes wrong with the 'jerk' you are taking.
8) he knows when things aren't right, no matter how many times you lie using the words 'i'm fine..'
9) he gives you amazing advice on guys, cause duh.. who knows them better?
10) he is amazing in every single way and treats you the way you ought to be treated..

hint:
keep the guy best friend in your life! He will always be there for you no matter how shitty you treat him. He loves you and lets face it, you guys are meant to be together! It may take weeks, months or years..but you will end up with him. :)

by is he the one.. June 11, 2011

best friend disease

When you cant ever become more than a best friend with a member of the opposite sex. Curable? The world may never know.

Russ Martin.. poor guy.. been stricken with best friend disease since Valentines Day '99

by Ow3n August 25, 2007

Best Halloween Ever

When you and your significant other make sweet love. You do unthinkable things to each other and some things you don't want to do ever again. Anal, deep throat, eat pubes, hardcore penetration, use toys, play with the tits she doesn't have, spank the ass that she also doesn't have, cum all over the place and make the man suck his own dick. After all this you get the Best Halloween Ever.

"It was the Best Haloween Ever last night you have no idea."

"He made me cry last night yet he calls it the Best Halloween Ever. I'm so gonna dump him."

by I ducking hate you November 5, 2017

Two pretty best friends

A man sitting in a car once said that there can’t be two best friends whom are both pretty, one of em ALWAYS gotta be ugly. That information is false. Behold, Shrek and Donkey: the prettiest of best friends! Dem some Sex-c bois right there!

Person 1: I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends, one of em always gotta be ugly!
Person 2: Oh yeah, what about Shrek and Donkey?
Person 1: Wait... Nah, that’s a fiiiiiine pair of besties! I’d clap them cheeks any day! Hot damn!

by Goth goblin November 30, 2020

Best Friend Crush

When you really start to feel a strong connection with your best friend regardless of sexual orientation or gender. You feel like you always want to be with them. When you hangout, you want to be touchy-feely but it's not necessarily romantic. Just close. You get a bit jealous when they hangout with other people and you think about them all the time. It's like being in love with them without wanting to do them. Unless you do...then go you!

I've been feeling a best friend crush for Alice. I always want to hangout and cuddle with her.

by SimplyKamtastic July 6, 2017

sunday best

noun "Sunday best" describes the clothes some wear to church on Sunday. They're referred to as "best" because they're supposed to be your nice / dressy clothes.

Father wears his Sunday best
Mother's tired she needs a rest
The kids are playing up downstairs
Sister's sighing in her sleep...
Brother's got a date to keep
He can't hang around...

by rich rick May 17, 2012

best friend ever

someone that you share your love of life, makes you feel like you belong although your world around was chaos. Someone that you can laugh with despite the dire circumstances.

Hora and Romulus in book/movie Romulus my Father. This is an example of best friend ever.

by phantasy November 23, 2013