dookie bruise

The resultant indentation lines caused by extensive time sitting on the toilet.

Dang bro, you were sitting the toilet for so long you got some a mad dookie bruise!

by Spanky McSpankSpank June 14, 2022

patriot bruise

A bruise that consists of an inner white circle (dead skin) surrounded by a blue ring (regular bruise) surrounded by a red ring (pissed off capillaries).

Red, white and blue. Get it?

A badge of honor in close contact, high velocity sports like Racquetball.

"I got a patriot bruise on my calf playing Ralph last weekend".
"Holy crap. So you did."

by Al Benedict October 18, 2020

butt bruise

when you get a bruise on your butt form anal.

man 1: hey bro is your butt bruised? man 2: ummm No!!!! man1: well your boyfriend has good aim.

by mandingle dime shaboficus October 07, 2010

digital bruising

The result of being owned by a cyber bully.

That keyboard warrior just left you with some serious digital bruising.

by tzchworbus November 29, 2015

ABG Bruise

Any bruise knee level down from a short table is an abg bruise basically

Jessica came back with abg bruises on her shins from walking into the table at the club booth every time she wanted to get her a shot of Henny (abg juice)

by September 30, 2022

silent bruise

A bruise that you can't see but you can feel and it hurts

Don't touch me there that's my silent bruise

by mary bleh November 11, 2013

word bruise

An injury inflicted by words or a certain configuration of noises, symptoms may include discoloration of face, ego. Weeping ( ocular, vaginal or anal)
If you experience a word bruise that lasts for more than 4 hours, run away and find an adult.
Common treatments for word bruises are;
Face diapers, phenobarbital, crying with kittens and ball growth encouragement thereapy

Why are you walking funny?
I have a word bruise on my sphincter , someone said I look fat in this dress.
You do!
Now I have a word bruise on my vagina! It feels like its full of sand!

by redflag73630 July 16, 2018