soggy bottom boat

The grotesque act involving two or more individuals in which one or more of these individuals lay beneath a glass table(any transparent surface) so that they can view the person remaining in this equation from underneath as they take a shit on the table.

Boy, I surely cannot wait for Robby to get here. He is gonna shit when he realizes what he was in for when he agreed to be captain of the soggy bottom boat.

by BuryBallz October 10, 2017

Kicking the boat

Kicking the boat is a Australian slang used towards a individual or group that are relaxing/chilling out doing nothing and also not bothering anyone

Just a stand up person

I’ve just been kicking the boat with John all afternoon

by Tvfm September 3, 2018

row row row your boat

gently down the stream

row row row your boat

by notarealperson111 October 19, 2020

show boating

The act of showing off, and or letting your ego roam free after you have done something extremely awesome.

After Peter made one touch down, he immediately started show boating.

by Ivan. Person. September 30, 2007

Boat Feet

Basically, it just means you have big feet.

Kitten.Flannel.Mushroooms.

Oh, That Adam Nicholson has the feet the size of boats.

You have Boat Feet

by boatfeet December 17, 2012

Drunk Boat

A fat chick at the party who's had way too much to drink and takes out her frustration by berating or groping others. Usually accompanied by equally ignorant girlfriends.

"That drunk boat just tried to force a tequila bottle down Jim's throat!"

by RustyNailTermz November 21, 2020

Bloated Queef

It's just like a queef, but one with a gush of moisture, juices or enzymes afterwards. Sometimes it is streaming, sometimes it's just a fine mist.

After I stuck it to Kylie for a while, she sneezed and had this bloated queef push me back out of her!

Damn near gave me whiplash!

by $hIti0T June 14, 2014