Blanket niffler

When a woman you’re sleeping next to, usually a red head, steals all the blankets and pillows and hides them across the bed. This is a subconscious move. Easily identified by red hair, and beautiful eyes.

Bro, that chick from last night was a total blanket niffler, I woke up freezing cold, she took every blanket in the house.

Blanket niffler by LB Sweet November 4, 2019

Blanket Fair

A event where you go home and go sleep in your bed. Usually used by a parent that trolled you successfully when you were little.

Dad: "Hey son, do you want to go to the blanket fair?"
Son: "Yes daddy yes!"
Dad: "The fuck you getting excited for?"

Blanket Fair by @kyleisversace October 28, 2013

blanket man

a man in a blanket. he is most likely a pervert, blanket men can be found on many different social networking sites including but not limited to: hot or not, ask.fm, omegle, etc. to not talk to the blanket man. they can be dangerous, and will often try to trick you.

Mary: i met someone online the other day.
Kim: who was it?

Mary: his name was blanket man.
Kim: STAY AWAY FROM HIM!!!!
Mary: fine… calm your tits.
Blanket Man: its too late…. i found her…

blanket man by claireknowshershit April 29, 2014

blanket friend 

Someone with whom one regularly shares a bed, along with a significant level of sexual intimacy and personal fondness.

"Hey, where's Jack?"
"Probably off somewhere with his new blanket friend."

blanket friend by Dershowitz April 29, 2015

blanket sex

An action occurring beneath a blanket that appears to be sexual in nature but is really mundane or innocent.

Travis and Allie were shifting conspicuously underneath the blanket but everyone knew they were prudes, so Dave deduced they were having blanket sex.

blanket sex by SirHoneytoast October 31, 2007

Blanket Monster 

a. A person who hogs the blankets or otherwise raps them around themselves when in bed

b. A person who is constantly under the cover of a blanket (i.e. TheBlanketMonster)

c. A person who does not like to get out of bed

A.
Josh: "Jeez, I was cold all last night. My wife hogged the covers like they were her children."

Carl: "Sounds like she's a real Blanket Monster"

B.
Lorette: "Haha, you know TheBlanketMonster? It's like she lives under that comforter."

Tyler: "Too true, TheBlanketMonster is definitely a Blanket Monster"

C.
Mother #1: "Gosh, I never knew raising a teenage girl would be this hard. She absolutely refuses to get out of bed."

Mother #2: "You and me both, my Cindy only gets up when I threaten to not make her breakfast. Or as she puts it 'starve her'"

Mother #3: "looks like you've both got real Blanket Monsters on your hands."

Blanket Monster by TheBlanketMonster December 7, 2009

blanket thief 

A bad man who sneaks up in your business and loots your valuable baby blanket for his own nefarious purposes. Then he revels in his conquest of your tears, only darkness resides in a blanket thief's heart.

Sean STOLE my baby blanket, though he denies it, he is a blanket thief.

blanket thief by VerucaSaltPants November 24, 2013