Blurgaling

The act of stealing semen from a used condom from a brothel and drinking it.

Hey let's go blurgaling the brothel just closed.

by Barlg December 28, 2024

blurgaling

The act of stealing the seven from used condoms in a brothel.

Hey let's go blurgaling the brothel just closed it'll be ripe.

by Barlg December 28, 2024

Blursday

This unlikely calendar phenomenon occurs when a public holiday falls on two consecutive week ends causing everyone to lose track of what day it is for a whole week or more.

Often exacerbated by the overlap of School Holidays producing amplified results in parents and teachers.

Commonly Blursday 1st surrounds Christmas and New Year, less frequently followed by Blursday 2nd surrounding Easter and ANZAC day.

1: Hey do you wanna catch up tomorrow, we could catch that new Marval movie that opens.

2. Sorry, I’ve got appointments all day tomorrow.

1. I thought you said your appointments were Friday?

2. Nah, they’re Wednesday? Wait doesn’t that movie come out on Thursday?

1. Yeah, tomorrow…

2. No, tomorrow is Wednesday

1. Oh it’s all Blursday

by Degenhardt April 24, 2025

Burgsauceulate

What happens when there is too much sauce on a sandwich or burger and it leaks out

“Dang this burger burgsauceulated on the plate”

by anonymous July 3, 2025

Blurski

Gay dude with an r in his real name also likes penis

oh man that dude Rider is a blurski!

by COOLCAT183 December 20, 2025

Blurski

gay dude who likes blurry furrys

that dude is a total blurski!

by COOLCAT183 December 23, 2025