bilf

brother i’d like to fuck

Me: omg i love choso so much!
You: yeah man,,
Me: Ugh, he’s such a bilf

by idkuhmanuwyasy March 29, 2021

Bilf

Bilf means “Bestie I’d like to fuck”

“Bro you should get with my friend. She’s a bilf!”

by Tori Fay April 23, 2021

bilf

Brunette id like to f*ck

" Omg that boy/girl is such a bilf"

by anonymous June 15, 2021

bfifin

A cop or police officer who is acting like Barney Fife from Mayberry, and wanting to arrest people for nonsense.
A cop who is trying to hard.

Man that 50 bfifin.
Yo bfifin on the block.
That rookie bfifin.

by Human Being 3 June 27, 2021

Bilf

Brother I like to fuck. Aka ur friends brothers. They have to be hot

Person 1: hello

Person 2: your brother is hot he’s such a bilf

Person 1: lol

by Cyp and olina July 30, 2021

Bilf

1) Shorthand for “breakfast”
2) acronym for “Breakfast I’d Like To Fuck.” When your breakfast is so good, that you’d want to fuck it if you could.

1) I had eggs and bacon for bilf this morning, but I’m still hungry!

2) My pancakes were fire this morning, they were such a BILF.

by Mrwhite03 August 12, 2021

BILF

Bowler I’d Like To Fuck, naturally

“ OMG Becky, do you see that team of 3 guys and a girl? Total BILFs!! I mean… look how they use their fingers!”

by NakidMidgetMan September 9, 2021