California Kickball Five Base League

A new five-base system adopted to refer to sexual activity. California kickball has five bases, and that is the metaphor used. First base is making out. Second is breasts. Third is a handjob. Fourth is a blowjob. And home is the obvious.

Dude, Alex was totally dominating the California Kickball Five Base League last night. That kid's got game.

by Cum-czar May 1, 2009

all your base

From the video game "Zero Wing," a poorly-translated Japanese line that was used in numerous newsgroup postings and e-mail discussions during most of 2001-2002.

How are you gentlemen?
All your base are belong to us.
You are on the way to destruction.
You have no chance to survive make your time.
Ha Ha Ha.

by uclafalcon March 18, 2003

baseball gods

The gods in the heavens that control the weather, or outcome of a game depending on the players or teams

*Rains* The baseball gods don't want us to play today..

by Joeeerteysr April 27, 2014

base clogger

When a person who has no real chance to score with someone prevents others from getting an opportunity.

That dumbass Jeff is a real base clogger; he needs to just get out of the way!

by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019

Based Day

Based Day, is a cultural and religious celebration held on August 17th, the birth date of LIL B "THE BASEDGOD", the foremost patron saint.

tybg we have anther day to celebrate Based Day.

by TYBG4EVA May 21, 2019

baseball cards

baseball cards is code word for getting absolutely shit faced whilst drinking white claws, because there is no laws when you are drinking claws.

"hey Gio stop fucking the cat you've had too many baseball cards"

by ILOVEWHITECLAW September 9, 2019

The based family

A group of highly swagged out individuals that usually smoke blunts together and go on adventures together. They're special talents include of giving buck fifties to trifilin' ass hoes, winning mad guap at ceelo and firing shots at certain SLIMES. This family is higly allergic to slimes so if you have any type of slime flu or sickness please stay away from them!

Tiara: "Hey look it's the based family can i be apart of it!"
The based family: "No we don't affiliate with slime's and smuts sorry"

by Agnes Brady December 16, 2011