bap

Bomb Ass Pussy.

a pussy thats so tight it feels like a hand is tugging on a mans dick.
Last night I got sum bap, four times in a row.
by IBpeaches August 07, 2012
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B.A.P.S.
Breast Augmentation Profiling and Styling
The popular art form, involving the representation on various tableaux,
using only one pair ladies bozooms and a pair of Marigolds.
A fine example of baps
by McNigel January 28, 2004
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baps

the sweat, and possibly groin yeast from the groin area, most prodominatly found in a the area between the testicals and the upper leg on a male. Although baps is usually the name given to this mixture when someone puts there hand down their pants and smears it on an individuals face, usualyt the cheak or nasle/mouth region. 'You got bapsized', 'im hungry,-here have some baps'
'while the boys were enjoying there inflight movie, waiting for their meal, jim gave Peter some of his Baps'. As he left the table Ron sneeked some baps in his ham sandwich. 'As the group asembled outside the church, Kevin bapsized the down syndrome boy.
by bradinga July 29, 2006
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A back-handed slap unleashed with slightly less force than a traditional slap and renowned for its stealthy deployment. Often used to whack an unsuspecting person in the nuts.
I casually walked by James at the water cooler and gave him a solid bap in the nuts. He immediately crumpled to the ground.
by Nut Guru April 24, 2008
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The 'bap' is like the 'crack' i.e. what is going on at the present time. Use in affectionate questions to be pandered about between friends.
Q: 'What's the bap? Much bap going on? Any significant bap on the horizon?'

A: 'Considerable bappage is going down...'
by anonymoosh April 02, 2006
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Baps

A male friend, aquaintance or enemy who is slightly over weight but has huge fat breasts or extraordinarily big man boobs, easily noticable through a t-shirt due to the boobs magnitude.

Derived from bread baps which tend to be large, round and doughy.
Tom:That chubby guy David has got some huge Baps on him, they must be at least a 34G.

Jake:Yes you are correct those Baps make his jacket look like spandex, perhaps he should cut down on the pies?
by Amuro Ray+ February 09, 2007
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After she rejected me I was so horny I had to BAP OFF to some porn.
by Persianjade78 September 25, 2009
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