play the banjo with

To play the banjo with someone; to try to make friends with someone who isn't going to be friends or who keeps dodgy company, typically rough, bigoted or violent. From the banjo duet in John Boorman's "Deliverance".

Although they had been making funny noises at me across the square, I just had to play the banjo with those guys. I regretted it within the week.

by Fearman August 7, 2007

fanjo banjo

the coolest girl ever to walk this earth. sexy as hell.

that girl fanjo banjo is bonerific. i'd chugg over her any day.

by Fugly-Uck December 15, 2008

Banjo Player

The offspring of people(?) from isolated communities who are married to his/her/?? father/mother/brother/sister/any near relation.

See also inbred, Royal Family

We played Sheerness East today, the banjo players kicked us all over the park!

by Monkey Boy November 20, 2003

Banjo-kazooie

When you ejaculate on a womans back while she's sleeping and attach a midget to her back. Therefore forming a strong bond between the midget and her. Making her and the midget resemble the characters from the N64 game Banjo-Kazooie.

"She said she had a headache so I banjo-kazooied that hooker."

by Boot Fooklar January 28, 2008

banjo hands

Someone who makes pictures in MSPaint of people and then wacks off constantly.

"Hey look its banjo hands Joe the MSPainting wacker off zorcher"

by Joe Wisniewski December 28, 2005

banjo player

It is basicly a girl or boy who goies around 'playing' other people of the opposite sex. I.e Going up to them and making them think they like them when actually it is a devilish plot to rule over everyone.

Player: Your looking sexy today Grrr...
Uglyboy 18:Gee thx sexy lady

Later that day....

Uglyboy 18: Wow i think she likes me :P
Uglyboy 28: Nah she likes me you tart.
Clever boy 1: No you fools she is playing you like a banjo, i mean full on band practice.

by Tom July 9, 2004

snapped banjo

snapped banjo is a mans snapped boner.

Oh look, Jhonny has a snapped banjo

by Aryan Yasin from boro is mint July 17, 2017