backseat cracker

A rich white person riding in the backseat of the car, or more commonly, any bossy white person.

"Yessum Miss Daisy, I drive you to the sto'."

Under breath: "Backseat cracker."

by AmbroseKalifornia March 14, 2008

backseat gamer

Someone who watches people play video games and tries to give them tips on how the game is "properly" played.

I like playing Fallout 3, but not around Nathan. He's a backseat gamer.

by cooseff2 August 15, 2010

Backseat driver

Sexual position:
One person gets down onto their hands and knees while a male comes behind to connect the reproductive organs, the man then climbs onto the back of the person on the floor, using their ears to steer.

"Hey John, how about we try something more interesting tonight?
How about a Backseat Driver?"

by MemeMeister42 November 13, 2016

Backseat jiver

Someone who isn’t in control of the music that’s playing at a party or in a car, but is suggesting a new song every time a song ends, often one that nobody else there likes. ANNOYING

Sarah: Hey, can we play some Red Hot Chili Peppers?
Me: No! We decided I was the car DJ for this trip!
Ethan: Yeah, Sarah, stop being such a backseat jiver!

by He/She/Awesome August 13, 2018

backseat bullshit

A fear someone has that another person makes fun of because they think it's stupid, thinks the person is a crybaby, or thinks is funny.

Ross: is the fire gonna get bigger? *backs up from campfire*

Rob: look at you, with your backseat bullshit.

Ross: *pushes*

by aria k! March 8, 2022

Backseat hoppin

I’m vette shoppin

You backseat hoppin, You be talkin like a bitch, you look gay you need to stop it

by One singular Indian July 12, 2023

Backseat orderer

The obnoxious shouting of food requests at a person placing a telephone takeout order, when they do not want to place the order themselves; resulting in inaccurate food orders.

Next time don't be a backseat orderer and you can get your moo goo gai pan.

I'm sorry I forgot to get your knots, Jim was backseat ordering and I couldn't hear you.

by Word doctor18 September 13, 2011