Relationship Awkwardness

When your watching tv with your boyfriend/ girlfriend and something sexuall happens on a comercial, movie, or tv show.

Relationship Awkwardness happens when your sitting next to your wife and a Victorias Secret comercial comes on and you can't look away

by wikipedia guy October 25, 2010

awkward pee dance

A combination of the awkward flamingo and the classic Pee Dance. To accomplish this, an awkward situation must be present, and the intense desire to run away. Stand with knees slightly bent in, one more crossed than the other and hold your hands at your crotch (as if about to pee self). Rock back and forth while backing away slowly. Optional: Hands in back pocket and sharp intake of breath.

Aidan, what do you do when you feel awkward?
Awkward Pee Dance.

by Hinnnd January 19, 2009

Awkward Inch

showing an inch of stomach because of what your wearing.either a short/small shirt or low cut jeans.

you know how when u wear a small shirt or low cut jeans ur stomach sorta shows?like an inch of it?yeah.thats an awkward inch cause it shouldnt be there but it is.awkwardly..

by vampireppl11 February 12, 2009

Awkward e-Silence

The electronic counterpart of the awkward silence. Commonly spotted in chatrooms. First mentioned at 2010-05-04 by mistral at VirtualTeen Forums chatroom.

Guy 1: Hahahaha, cool joke.
Guy 2: Yea. My grandma taught me that one.
*AWKWARD E-SILENCE COMMENCES*

by pseudomoney April 6, 2010

Awkward Moments Coffee

A cofee for those moments, that are just too awkward for words.

You arrive home and your wife is with some stranger in bed. All three of you now must drink Awkward Moments Coffee.

by Fun1k November 28, 2011

the awkward dance

the phenomenon of running into someone, usually anonymous, who then tries to step to the side, at which point you also step to the same side, repeating over and over until one of you finally darts away.

Aw man, I was at the grocery store and did the awkward dance with some girl. Embarassing.

by ddddavid December 12, 2007

awkward trout

The act of slapping your hand between ones legs when they least expect it. If performed correctly it should feel as if a trout is flopping between your legs and the whole situation should become mildly awkward. This should be done to strangers for the maximum effect. *Warning* This act may make your victim uncomfortable enough to sue you for sexual harassment. Not recommended for making new friends.

"Steph was beat down in an alleyway last night after giving an some fool a kick-ass awkward trout"
-joe
"Cracka ass bitch had it comin"
-roger

by Joe R. December 22, 2007