Awking

Walking in your neighborhood during the Coronavirus pandemic, which includes awkwardly and suddenly moving to the other side of the street constantly because people are not 6 feet away from you

I went awking earlier to get my steps in 🤦🏻 ♀️

by Jensmo March 25, 2020

door awkwardness

When opening a car door at the same time and on the same side as the person in a car next to you. Then you just pause and wait for eachother to either close it or open it all the way but nobody moves at all causing an awkward situation especially if you don't know the other person.

In a parking lot, you try to get into your car and slightly open the door but at the same time someone is trying to get out of their car on the same side as you and you don't know what to do! door awkwardness...

by monkeyispretty December 15, 2010

totes awks

Totally awkward

It was totes awks when my dad caught me in bed with my new boyfriend.

by Tanny_G April 26, 2011

Awkward Knees

One of the many noticeable characteristics of My Chemical Romance's bassist, Mikey Way.

Often make fangirls go "awwww" and "he's so adorbs!" and influence teenagers to change to an awkward stance to show support for Mikey Way. Girls love awkward, nerdy guys with crooked knees, apparently.

Usually the butt of Mikey Way jokes on Tumblr, next to his remarkable Poker Face, Unicorn addiction, and of course, his gentleman-like attitude (edited photos with him in a top hat, eye piece, and moustache.)

Head, shoulders, awkward knees and toes, awkward knees and toes.

by AttackFox March 8, 2011

Awkdog

That awkward last bite of a hotdog that you know is too big for one bite yet too small for two.

"This hotdog is delicious, but I'm not looking forward to that last awkdog bite."

by toothpicktower March 15, 2013

Awktrocity

Portmanteau of the words Awkward and Atrocity, so means a very embarrassing event. Could be embarrassing enough to give one PTSD. Could also be Atroward...

I just got yelled out by someone who speaks a different language , what an awktrocity!

by Ekker September 8, 2014

awkward arm

That arm that has nowhere to go when cuddling, spooning or sleeping next to someone else. It usually leads to wishing arms could be pulled off and then put back on afterwards.

*after trying to settle into a comfortable spooning position* uh oh, it's the return of AWKWARD ARM!!!

by lilyrandall January 3, 2007