Awfa

The phatest cock destroyer ever, like no cap shordy this man will rip you to shred. Top 10 brat tamer watch out. There are 3 Awfas in your area ;)

hot big titty anime girl: OH god I really need an Awfa after that long stressful day
Awfa: yes.

by TWERP DESTROYER November 11, 2020

Awful Waffle

None of the below definitions have it right.

The procedure for administering an awful waffle is as follows:

1. Pin somebody to the top of a table.
2. Pull their shirt up.
3. Strike with tennis racket hard enough to leave "waffle" print on stomach*.
4. Pour syrup on their stomach*.

Notice that:
- It does not involve a tennis racket being firmly pressed anywhere.


*Other body parts where you can leave a waffle print, such as the face and ass, are also acceptable Awful Waffles, but the stomach is the traditional spot.

if you sit on Thud Mackey's brownies, an Awful Waffle will be the least of your worries.

by DoubleBastard March 2, 2009

something awful

The greatest webpage on the internet that is only hated by people with no open sense of humor or their sub-culture/music/mother is insulted and they cannot find a laugh out of the satire and sarcasm.

Me: Something Awful made fun of my favorite group, Rammstein. I laughed so hard.

Retard: THORPE MADE FUN OF SOAD. HE IS A FUCKING PUSSY AND I WILL KILL HIM!

by GreyFox37 December 28, 2005

Awful Waffle

a term used in place of Waffle House

Dude, I've got the munchies. Let's go to Awful Waffle!

by TheChadAJohnson January 12, 2009

Something Awful

Enemy of Ebaumsworld.

Jack: "Hey look, Some guy got banned from Ebaums cause he was from Something Awful and claimed that more art was stolen."

Billy: "More art?!"

Jack: "Yeah."

Billy: "Haha. Good old Ebaums!"

by CarlosX December 28, 2005

awful

Very bad or unlistenable; rap; hip hop; pop music.

"Ew, it's rap! It's so awful!"

by Norin March 12, 2005

awful show

The Awful Show is an weekly explicit talk comedy podcast that deals with current events, pop culture, sex talk, weird relationships and whatever else comes to mind. Tha Mike, Nerraux, Keyz and Joel let fly whatever is on their minds. The Awful Show interviews celebrities from time to time including, but not limited to such stars as Jimmy Pop from The Bloodhound Gang, Dr Steel and Watt White iii from The Smashup. We play games and skits including song parodies and fake commercials. If you like shows like Red Bar Radio, Biggs And Kyle, The Mediocre Show, Howard Stern, Opie And Anthony, Dan And Scott and Smart Bomb Radio and TV Shows like South Park, Family Guy, The Office, My Name Is Earl and The Simpsons, then you will LOVE the Awful Show. We also do phone pranks like the Jerky Boys. Into Nerdcore? We play artists like Futuristic Sex Robotz, Optimus Rhyme, Beefy, ZeaLous1 and MC Frontalot. Like Strong Bad Emails? So do we.

The awful show is like fuckin' chicken.

by Awful show mark December 15, 2008