apesshit

when your APES teacher goes fucking crazy and asigns a shitload of work

"Pacheaks has gone apesshit with this 19-page summary of environmental legislation!"
"I know!"

by Chinchilla11111 December 19, 2008

awesane

The fusion of the words insane, and awesome, used when talking about something so mind blowin' there's no other word for it!

"Hey check out that exploding planet over there!"
"Woah, that is awesane!!"
"TotallY!!"

by DanB May 25, 2005

Alessandra

Alessandra is a female given name of Greek origin, meaning defender of men. She is the most beautiful, smart girl you will ever meet. She is often tall and cutewith brown hair and dark dreamy eyes. She has a great sense of humor and you can trust her with the deepest of your secrets. If you have an Alessandra let her know how you feel and never let her go. Alessandra, although she may not seem like it, is often a natural leader but is not overly competitive so will ensure that everyone around her is happy. She usually appears like a strong, confident person but in reality, she can be a sensitive ambivert. She is always her own worst critic which makes her a perfectionist.

I think I’m in love. I’ve met an Alessandra.

by Lílía June 5, 2018

Alessya

The most thoughtful and caring human on the planet, Alessya is a full on Russian name. Alessya is also to funny and sarcastic to take seriously, she’s always there for u on the lowest days and is always there to cheer u up. Your honestly so lucky if u have her as a friend or best friend bc she’s truly just the most nicest girl you’ll ever meet. Alessya is super pretty and likes a lot of guys but never tells anyone.

Alessya is always curious and mysterious about things. Alessya will keep secrets to her self. She’s to shy to tell stuff that’s personal,And she will never tell her true crush to someone unless she truly trusts them. Alessya is sensitive but tuff, she will protect her self at all costs.

Alessya’s favorite sports are usually gymnastics, cheerleading, and diving. Alessya loves to tumble and have fun.

Don’t forget Alessya can be moody or jealous very easily so don’t get her mad or else she will get u back instantly (trust me that bitch is crazy) Alessya is just to nice, innocent, backstabbing, funny, caring, sarcastic, hot, skinny, strong , short, weird, shy, sensitive, snazzy, little bitch

Omg shes Russian and does gymnastics she must be a Alessya

by Fucking Britney bitch November 6, 2019

Alessandra

She’s a beautiful girl who’s funny,nice and super short. she has dark brown hair,light brown eyes,freckles,and is known as the quiet but sassy one in her friend group, she normally has a lot of insecurities and trust issues, her nickname is often ally or aless, she’s cute when she’s mad but doesn’t realize it, she’s forgiving and loyal in friendships and relationships.
she may seem like an angel but she also has thoughts of the devil 😈🖤, she often likes to cuddle with whoever, she doesn’t care who it is she loves to cuddle and hug people. PROTECT ALESSANDRA AT ALL COSTS SHES ADORABLE! ❤️

Boy2: woah who’s the new girl?
Girl3:i heard she’s an alessandra
Boy5:A who?
Girl1: you’ll know when you meet her..she’s beautiful

by pancakes_rule December 1, 2019

Alessandro

Straight male. There are no gay people named Alessandro. Typical sigma male

Guy 1: see that guy over there with that right ass shirt on?

Guy 2: yeah?
Guy 1: his names Alessandro, he’s straight as hell
Guy 2: oh cool I guess.

by Crack Dealer2255 May 13, 2021

Alessandra

The name of the baddest female you'll ever meet. She is the definition of down a** female. Not to mention she's beautiful, smart and has the best sense of humor!

Guy: Bro she threw it back while drinking Starbucks !
"Wow you must've been with an Alessandra."

by Ellarednic February 25, 2017