Australian American

Really just African American but they believe whatever they want.

Dylan: Ryan aren't you black? Ryan: no I'm Australian American.

by Renegadebanana July 6, 2019

Australian Landscaping

Shaving your genitals, landscaping “down under”.

Hey man, are you gonna fuck that girl?
Yea, right after I do some australian landscaping.

by SloppyToppyMike May 24, 2019

Australian Kickboxing

When a man wraps a snake around his foot and proceeds to kick a tarantula up a girls ass.

Man 1: I’m sorry to here your wife died, how did it happen?

Man 2: Oh we were Australian Kickboxing and the spider bit her.

by Jack is a fag May 26, 2019

Australian Relief

Coming in extremely late to relieve a co-worker

Jen was working real late because the0 bloke after her gave her an Australian relief.

by Beer Vampire February 7, 2020

australian flood

When you bleed through your pad/tampon during your period. Causing it to flood down under.

Hey sally do you have an extra pair of pants I'm having an australian flood

by ñieak enthusiast June 1, 2017

Australian Bukkake

A large group of men start shooting their load and saying crikey

Person 1: Hey did you see what happened to Hannah yesterday
Person 2: What?
Person 1: She was the focal point of an Australian Bukkake

by CumMan2021 October 12, 2021

Australian distance

A very long distance between isolated places. If the place you are in is so far away from everything, you have to travel for hours through empty country just to get anywhere there's people.

"O yeah! You live in the Pacific Northwest! Distances there are Australian!"

"We're in the middle of the desert!!! ... Civilisation is, like, an Australian distance away!"

"It would be fun to go over there, but I'd have to drive an Australian-fuckin' distance just to get there and I'm already tired."

by yobreakfast October 22, 2011