australian wind

When you stick your tongue in your lovers butt while they pass gas.

My lover gave me an Australian Wind and it vibrated my tongue

by KJO March 2, 2015

Australian swirley

When you grab your girlfriend without warning shortly after defecating, shove her head down the toilet, procede to flush the toilet, let her head swirl around in the fece-filled bowl for a few minutes, and then spin her around on an office chair until she vomits. After she has vomited, some may procede to push her down a flight of stairs on the office chair.

She was annoying the crap out of me, so i gave her an Australian swirley to calm her down.

by AriOz10 July 11, 2016

Australian Origami

When someone uses their fingers in the folds down under on a woman.

We didn't have sex but Becky let me do a little Australian Origami in the backseat of my car.

by Buck In Ears February 13, 2019

australian flood

When you bleed through your pad/tampon during your period. Causing it to flood down under.

Hey sally do you have an extra pair of pants I'm having an australian flood

by ñieak enthusiast June 1, 2017

Australian Kickboxing

When a man wraps a snake around his foot and proceeds to kick a tarantula up a girls ass.

Man 1: I’m sorry to here your wife died, how did it happen?

Man 2: Oh we were Australian Kickboxing and the spider bit her.

by Jack is a fag May 26, 2019

Australian Relief

Coming in extremely late to relieve a co-worker

Jen was working real late because the0 bloke after her gave her an Australian relief.

by Beer Vampire February 7, 2020

Australian Treasure

The shit found on a mans dick after having anal sex with another mate (heterosexual or homosexual).

After fucking Garrett in the ass, Rob found shit on his dick from Garrett's "down under" region. Before Garrett finished Rob off with fellatio, Rob said, "That's the most Australian Treasure I've ever found!"

by Baba Booey 69 September 7, 2016