Asskerchief

A pornographic sub-genre similar to cake farts wherein a person blows their nose into the open anus of another person. While the method of sexual gratification is unclear, it provides great humor to those involved.

"The asskerchief is an inefficient way to clear one's nasal passages."

- or -

Man: "I asked my wife if I could asskerchief her, like I saw on the internet."

Friend: "What did she say?"

Man: "She laughed at me and filed for divorce."

Friend: "That seems excessive."

Man: "Well I'm also a terrible husband."

- or -

Man: "I searched for asskerchief and then promptly decided to go back to normal porn."

Friend: "Normal?"

Man: "Well... MORE normal."

by scorpionmintred March 13, 2019

Asker

The most evolved and superior man there is. So sexy you might go blind, so strong every man looks tiny beside him. He is truly a Swedish Viking. The name Asker comes from the norse mythology and is most common in Skandinavia.

My dad is named Asker

Asker went to the store and never came back, I still miss my dad.

by Asmer March 19, 2019

Askeej

Askeej (uh-skeesh) is a word often used to describe the sound that a mother makes while in the process of giving birth.

"When my wife gave birth for the first time, her askeej was so loud I swear I almost went deaf."
Example in text:
Mother: "Askeej!!!!"
Baby: "Shlorp."

by Kremit_the_forg April 30, 2019

Asken

The base verb "Ask" in its past participle form

I have asken my lawyer about the incident

by Shakespeare Definitions April 14, 2020

Aduken

An Asian Person who will make you laugh your head off. He has the best abs then anyone yo u will know. He liks to show off. He will make fun of all of your mistakes but no in a mean way. He is loving,funny,kind, and will be your best friend.

Aduken makes me laugh like crazy

by anonymous April 9, 2021

Askewism

A condition of which a person does not know of something that is incredibly well-known.

"Hey, do you want to watch Wheel of Fortune or something?"

"What is 'Wheel of Fortune'?"
"How do you not know what that is? Do you have Askewism?"

by Pingal McStain April 16, 2021

asukalover3000

that one gay ass bitch who talks too much but their best friend loves them because of it

-“you know asukalover3000?”
- “oh that one gay asuka kin with anger issues? yeah”
- “what”

by zenxiac June 25, 2021