asscroachment

The phenomenon that occurs when an overly large person sits next to you on a bus, train, or plane and their ass flows under the armrest into your seating area.

God, that flight was absolutely miserable; not only was it a small plane, but that big girl next to me was totally guilty of asscroachment since half of her butt cheek was in my seat.

Don't some airlines charge obese people for two seats to avoid asscroachment on other paying passengers.

by Bubba Adbul Ledbetter November 16, 2009

asscream

shit on a cone

its winter and its too cold for icecream so have some warm asscream instead

by Draconmag September 16, 2011

Assaram

One of many towns as seen in the 2nd Legend of Zelda game for the NES.

Guy: I'm going to assaram.

Other guy: Don't you mean you're going to ram an ass?

by Jei December 13, 2004

assbroccoli

Excessive body hair growing on the gluteal region of males.

Your assbroccoli is truly Guinness-Book-of-World-Records worthy.

by Ragafin April 4, 2003

Ashira

A gathering or group of people

The tribesman gathered the naives into an ashira and began to sing.

by E. B. White April 19, 2010

asscrack

A no-good, rotten bastard who hasn't the courage to openly act like the true asshole that he is. A sneaky asshole.

Some low-life asscrack pitched his slurpee into my convertable while I was in the store.

by norman December 23, 2004

Asscred

Major ass credit. Seriously.

"Kid, I just got asscred from doing something. wow."
(Said from apathetic kid.)

by Emma and Miriam's word. September 8, 2006