Arsicorn

1) Very much like the mystical creature known as a Unicorn, but having a much larger ass. Either alongside it, as a friendly, blabbering and highly irritating companion or attached to it's rear as it's bum.

2) A rare crossbred mix of redneck cracker and stinky alien species.

Ned: "Hey Roger, did you just see that frikin Arsicorn?"
Roger: "What? What the hell are you talking about??"
Rilke: "Yeah, i thought i saw him buying a milk shake and gun earlier too."
Ned: "It has the hugest ass i've ever seen on a unicorn.."
Rilke: "Yeah, and a mullet!"
Roger: "Oh. There.."

by dont forget the gravy December 4, 2010

Asscation

The act of going on a trip of some sorts with the sole purpose of hooking up with a specific person at the destination.

Guy 1: Yo where's Griff tonight?
Guy 2: Connecticut I guess, he went to meet up with a broad from school.
Guy 1: Man, Griff loves going on Asscation.

by JSwizz December 10, 2011

Assceritis

When you take a big shit and asshole starts to hurt.

Man 1: "I took a big shit yesterday and got assceritis!"
Man 2: "Wow man, that sucks."

by Chibi-Jessie August 29, 2014

asschicklet

Acting like an ass but in a funny way

Hey this is serious situation don't be an asschicklet

by Keebs15 May 21, 2016

Aspiciphobia

The fear that your being tracked and people are keeping tabs on you. The paranoia that people may be listening to you or watching what you do.

Bob has Aspiciphobia

by urbancow2 June 18, 2016

Assacre

Commonly a miserable experience, an assacre is like a massacre but with shit. It also takes hours of wiping, and definitely not a fun experience at all.

Oh damn, Tacobell wasn't a very good idea, I think I'm gonna have an assacre The

bathroom is gonna look like Willy Wonka's chocolate river when I'm done in there.

by Aqua August 9, 2016

ASSC

Anti Sociale Sociale Club

It's a streetwear brand.

Omg, you just got that ASSC?

Yess, i sold my ASSC

by xStaff September 17, 2017