Assad

Assad is a male human being is completely obsessed with Apple related products, the only drink that he will drink is Mango juice

Person 1: Dude, you seen the new iPad 2
Person 2: The what?
Person 1: The iPad 2, you've never heard of it before?
Person 2: Haven't they just released the original iPad?
Person 1: Yeah, but they wanna make money
Person 2: Fair shout, you know anyone who is gonna get one?
Person 1: Yeah, Assad said he's gonna wait outside the nearest Apple store until it opens just to get one
Person 2: Sweet! I love Assad, what a dude
Person 1: He's so obsessed with Apple, he's got a Mac, an iPhone, iPod and the original iPad

by Percy297 March 22, 2011

Asladies

A Guy who behaves like a girl all the time. Often used to tag his behaviour,speech or action.

Ohh Please Dont Ask Mark for the Booze. He is an Asladies.Thats not his stuff.

by Arrun Pareek January 5, 2009

Bashar al-Assad

The current dictator president of Syria. Elected over and over again with 99.99% votes even though 70% of the population hates him. Directly caused the death and displacement of tens of millions of innocent families. If you talk ill of him once, you'll be found dead the next day, or get jailed up years without anyone knowing where you went. Perfect example of a corrupt sociopath dictator.

Bashar al-Assad will burn in Hell.

by Siin August 15, 2016

aswad

An asshole.

"Hey could I have a bite of your food? I haven't eaten all day I'm starving."

"Hell naahhh"

"You're being a real Aswad right now"

by Morpheus97 December 20, 2016

asja

weirdo
croation
white
weirdo
hottt

i am such an asja becaue i am soo weird!

by secret admirer October 13, 2004

asadour

A beautiful and handsome being that is a god among mere mortals. The amount of wisdom and cultural knowledge he possesses will kill any mortal attempting to learn it all. Through his millenea of meditation and training he has become the most powerful fighting force known to man, knowing all forms of martial arts and the ability to control anyone with his enchanting voice

Asadour is the most powerful being that not even the fabric of existence can stop!

by BeckfstBegade[R1] November 27, 2018

Asad

Asad is a guy who is likely to be a medic (at least he has that sort of vibe). He’s gentle and kind although he has unusually shaped body features ( for example his ears, fingers or toes). He’s cool but just your standard medic ngl. He’s a bit of a fuckboy and exclusively hangs out with them and medics and may be seen to consider himself as a roadman. Is known to socialise with younger people or midgets.

The guy with the stethoscope eying up all the fresh meat... yer... well that’s Asad.

by Stephan Scope September 21, 2019