Straight armed

To be cut off before you can tell someone you like them

Guy 1- “Yeah I got Straight armed today.”
Guy 2- “Ah man that sucks. You were to good for her anyways”

by raptorjack180 August 29, 2020

One-armed Greedy

It’s a selfish, bluff reach around where the reacher bypasses their partner’s genitals and continues back through their legs, returning to their own genitals to pleasures themself.

She thought I was going for a reach around, but instead I hit her with the one-armed greedy. Those sheets are now ruined.

by M. Erectus January 9, 2021

Armadillo Style

People performing sexual acts while dressed in renaissance fighting gear/armor.

Jena and Bob were caught having an Armadillo Style orgy in the woods.

by Kingmaster74 November 22, 2009

lag armor

In a video game, specifically First Person Shooters, where a person with a poor connection (lagger) is still able to control himself while other players have a hard time killing him because of his laggy motions. The lagger usually scores much higher than other players cause of this advantage

Goddamnit! I keep getting pwned by this fag with his lag armor! He must be on a Running Roit! Fuck!

by DoesntLikeGears March 25, 2009

Armor For Sleep

Totally fantastic band!!

love Dream To Make Belive!

Me:Armor For Sleep rock, My Town, woooHOOO!

by Jenny July 17, 2004

Armads

1.The legendary axe used in ancient times to fight the dragons during the scouring. Charged with lightning, it is from the video game Fire Emblem for the Gameboy advance which is a prequel to a long running sereis of games in japan.Also the weilder of the axe took the name of his beloved axe as his own, his true name was Durban.

Hector weilds the Armads against the dragon.

by Antonio Schiano di cola December 4, 2004

armor

1) A large, generally flat sheet of metal or synthetic alloys worn to prevent the bodily penetration of implements, traditionally sharp and moving at high velocities.

2) Anything worn for protection.

The chastity belt became armor for her virginity when the rapist came.

by Unbridled Scissors September 30, 2004