Argument

A word fight.

My girlfriend and I had a disagreement so we got in a huge argument.

by Hypnotic Talent October 25, 2019

jojo argument

an argument so intense and loud usually in all caps, its best fitted with giornos theme in the backround

*sleepy makes a definition of me being a simp*

me: WHAT THE FUCK BRO I AINT A SIMP. YOUR ABOUTA START A JOJO ARGUMENT MAN
Sleepy: YES YOU ARE YOU SIMP FOR MONGEY GIRL
me: NO I DOONT ID MUCH RATHER BE DOING SOMETHING LIKE D&D THAN SIMPING FOR A WOMAN
sleepy: I DONT BELIEVE YOU.

*jojo music starts playing*
me: YOU LITERALLY TALK TO CERA WHILE WE GAME
sleepy: NOT TRUEEE
me: WE WHERE PLAYING BEDWARS AND YOU DECIDE TO CALL HER

me: BROS BEOFRE HOES REMEMBER??
sleepy: I SAID THAT TO YOU FIRST WHEN YOU SIMPED FOR CERA
me: YOU OPENLY ADMITTED TO LIKING HER
SLEEPY: IT WAS A JOKE
ME: SURE BUDDY FUCKIN WHORE FUCKER
SLEEPY: STUPID ASS CUNT
ME: FUCK YOU

SLEEPY: THATS THE BEST YOU COULD COME UP WITH???
ME:YOU LITERALLY DM ME ABOUT BEING HORNY TO ANIME BITCHES
SLEEPY: WTF DONT SAY THAT

ME: SORRY MAN. OK LETS JUST STOP FIGHTING
*jojo musc ends*

by POSSIBLY THE GREATEST MAN ALIV May 24, 2021

Waffle Argument

When a sentence is completely twisted or invented during an argument.
Essentially putting words in someone elses mouth to make them look bad or make yourself look better.

Person A: "I love pancakes!"

Person B: "So you hate waffles?!"

Person A: "No, stop using waffle arguments. That is a completely different sentence from what I said."

by Tomentos July 24, 2024

Argument memes

Pretty self-explanatory
to use memes in arguments or to use memes to visualize your point (making it easier to understand in the form of a meme) OR to put some irony into your argument

argument memes

by M0dern December 26, 2021

argument pig

Someone who wallows on the wrong side of argument like a pig would wallow in mudd

The sky is not fucia, it's blue! Quit being such an argument pig

by RunBND August 1, 2020

Argumentative reality

For people that live together- one who watches the news vs one who has their own thoughts and does NOT believe ANYTHING he reads or sees

we are ALL living in an argumentative reality!

by dRSOLE January 3, 2021

Argument Hawk

A person who is completely right in a situation, but acts toxic for no reason or stretches an argument longer to make themselves look smart.

“As James was verbally attacked by the argument hawk, he screamed at the man.”
“ Theo? That argument hawk?

by An average Grian fan August 29, 2022