The David Argument

"The David Argument" is a form of argument that is made when you have no actual comeback or good argument, often used by people that has poor debating skills and usually ends up in the losing side of a debate. This type of argument often starts off with "says the guy that..." and follows up with a personal attack against the other person (sometimes against the other persons family members or relatives) with no correlation to the subject being discussed whatsoever. This form of argument is said to be originated from a individual that was called "David" hence the name "The David Argument".

"Why are you using "The David Argument", cant you come up with better arguments?"

" Oh you're using "The David Argument" now, shows how poor your debating skills are"
"Only weird people with no intellect uses "The David Argument"

by Boonkgangzoink5000 February 15, 2018

Argument memes

Pretty self-explanatory
to use memes in arguments or to use memes to visualize your point (making it easier to understand in the form of a meme) OR to put some irony into your argument

argument memes

by M0dern December 26, 2021

Shadow Argument

Making up a scenario in your head that makes you mad then complaining about it to others like it actually happened almost like shadow boxing but for neckbeards

"Yeah I understand the appeal of shows like Naruto and one piece, but the fanbases compare their show to shows like berserk as if they're close." (has never seen anyone do that therefore, shadow argument)

by Vasileus February 27, 2022

Argument Hawk

A person who is completely right in a situation, but acts toxic for no reason or stretches an argument longer to make themselves look smart.

“As James was verbally attacked by the argument hawk, he screamed at the man.”
“ Theo? That argument hawk?

by An average Grian fan August 29, 2022

Felur Argument

When a person says something so dumb, you look your friend in the eyes and just see a piece of him die. Most of the times they're arguing more to prove you wrong then the opposite. The topics for said arguments are most of the times pretty stupid.

Felur: "Dude if the earth keeps getting warmer and warmer we'll evaporate due to global warming".

Kantor:" Bro it doesn't work like that, global warming won't evaporate us".

Felur:"But... but... it will.. because..".
Kantor:"Shut up, this is honestly such a you argument, literally a Felur Argument".

by Thorismo September 19, 2023

Argumentative

Someone that lives to argue. There's a difference between getting your point across or letting somebody know you mean business and living to argue without having a legitimate reason, point, or cause.

The mouthy instigator was interested in dollar signs and looking like she was always in the right, so everything in life for her was an oppurtunity to try and show off how she was right and the other person was wrong, because she lived to argue and make money, there wasn't much more to her than that, she was about as plain as an old tin pail gets. An argumentative person usually wants to turn the world into them.

by The Original Agahnim August 20, 2021

The Conspiracy-Loop Argument

Every conspiracy theory can be presented as a conspiracy itself.

A: I'm telling you, there are aliens in Area 51, it's no conspiracy theory.
B: No, the conspiracy theory is a conspiracy theory, it's what they want you to think.
A: You are just using the Conspiracy-Loop Argument.

by Azshara October 24, 2020