A beautiful, sweet girl who has a great sense of humor and knowledge. She makes friends easily and stays close with them. If everybody had an Absera, the world would be filled with smiles.
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Different from a troll as this is self inflicted
Different from a troll as this is self inflicted
Asshole 1: "Did you see the new Ghostbusters movie?"
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Asshole 2: "Nah, I'm not going to subject myself to that anger porn
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Nouns:
1) A Brazilian Mixed Martial Arts master currently fighting for the UFC. Nicknamed "The Spider" for no discernible reason other than it looks cool on t-shirts.
2) Current UFC-Pride FC Middleweight champion.
Verbs:
1) To kick everyones' asses so monstrously that you intentionally gain weight so you can fight people larger than you.
2) To Fuck someone's shit up in five minutes or less.
1) A Brazilian Mixed Martial Arts master currently fighting for the UFC. Nicknamed "The Spider" for no discernible reason other than it looks cool on t-shirts.
2) Current UFC-Pride FC Middleweight champion.
Verbs:
1) To kick everyones' asses so monstrously that you intentionally gain weight so you can fight people larger than you.
2) To Fuck someone's shit up in five minutes or less.
Noun:
1) Anderson Silva is the best Pound-for-pound fighter in the world.
2) I can't believe Anderson Silva just kicked someone's ass so hard that his opponent shat himself mid fight.
Verb:
" I was ready to fight the guy but then I heard he Anderson Silva'd some fool last week. He may never walk, talk or eat solid food ever again."
"Hey, did you hear the good news? I put on ten pounds, can't wait to Anderson Silva those fat bastards down at the gym.
1) Anderson Silva is the best Pound-for-pound fighter in the world.
2) I can't believe Anderson Silva just kicked someone's ass so hard that his opponent shat himself mid fight.
Verb:
" I was ready to fight the guy but then I heard he Anderson Silva'd some fool last week. He may never walk, talk or eat solid food ever again."
"Hey, did you hear the good news? I put on ten pounds, can't wait to Anderson Silva those fat bastards down at the gym.
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by will whiteside January 14, 2008
Get the Anderson mug.Primary weapon:- Ruger Mini-14 rifle, holographic sight
Secondary weapon:- Glock 17 pistol, extended mags
Equipment:- C4 (Fertilizer bomb IRL)
Perk 1: UAV Jammer (police uniform IRL)
Perk 2: Stopping power (because he used hollow point bullets IRL, lol n00b)
Perk 3: Double tap
Secondary weapon:- Glock 17 pistol, extended mags
Equipment:- C4 (Fertilizer bomb IRL)
Perk 1: UAV Jammer (police uniform IRL)
Perk 2: Stopping power (because he used hollow point bullets IRL, lol n00b)
Perk 3: Double tap
Sir Anders initiated his quest for the high score by detonating a fertilizer bomb in downtown Oslo, dressed up as a cop, and snuck behind enemy lines like a 1337 spy, yo. Pretending to secure the area following the initial explosion, he escaped the blast zone and made his way to Utopya Island where hippie faggots hold their annual bacchanalia. Smiling genially, he invited his victims to gather round (they believed he was a policeman coming to save them) before unloading on them with a Glock 17 pistol, Ruger Mini-14 rifle and Benelli Nova shotgun.
With help arriving in a timely fashion (90 minutes later), Sir Anders took his sweet time searching every tent, sniping every swimmer, chasing the enemy looney tunes-style up and down every path, and double tapping anyone lying on the ground to be extra sure, which came in handy since a lot of them pretended to be dead. And so a new high score was born.
Anders Behring Breivik is currently "imprisoned" in the Halden Prison, which is basically a giant resort for Norway's criminals (Don't believe me? Look it up!) There he'll be able to practice potato agriculture, maybe write the second part to his manifesto and fight Cultural Marxism in the library while sipping a Cappuccino courtesy of every grateful Norwegian taxpayer.
With help arriving in a timely fashion (90 minutes later), Sir Anders took his sweet time searching every tent, sniping every swimmer, chasing the enemy looney tunes-style up and down every path, and double tapping anyone lying on the ground to be extra sure, which came in handy since a lot of them pretended to be dead. And so a new high score was born.
Anders Behring Breivik is currently "imprisoned" in the Halden Prison, which is basically a giant resort for Norway's criminals (Don't believe me? Look it up!) There he'll be able to practice potato agriculture, maybe write the second part to his manifesto and fight Cultural Marxism in the library while sipping a Cappuccino courtesy of every grateful Norwegian taxpayer.
by The Finnisher April 28, 2012
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Person A: I can't believe that guy I called gay didn't see his car getting towed.
Person B: Yeah he had complete anger vision.
Person B: Yeah he had complete anger vision.
by onslaught94 January 24, 2010
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