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Alvin

He's the sweetest angel you'll ever meet. He's funny, cute and loyal. He's the kindest soul you'll ever meet. Being in his presence will make you feel safe and calm. He has got a cute smile, big doe eyes, and very kissable lips that taste like coffee (I love coffee). He's soft but he can get possessive and jealous and he's really hot when he's possessive about someone. His Girlfriend/Wife is probably the luckiest person in the whole world.
by pookie_possum November 19, 2023
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Alvin Bragging

The well-concealed cockiness of someone like a public prosecutor when grand jury indictments come back for a former president.
"Did you see Alvin Bragging on the TV when that orange clown came in and got fingerprinted? Man he looked whipped when he croaked out 'not guilty' ... his collar was all stained and shit, his wife was no where to be seen. He was ass-kicked for sure"

"Don't go all smug on me thinking you caught me cheating with a porn-star -- there's no Alvin Bragging going on here today."
by Kat'O9 April 7, 2023
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Alvine

*Points at autist*

"Thats quite an Alvine"
by Skedemishandleren69 November 6, 2018
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Alvin

Likes to suck HUGE dick and has choad. he's a spoilt brat that has 2 friends. HE IS SOOOOO UGLY. Nigga
Person1: eew who's that

Person2: oh it's just alvin being ugly

Person1: I want to hurl
by i_want_you February 25, 2019
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Alvin

Alvin is a type of basketball player and Asian but pulls ugly women’s and always makes fun of his/her friends
Alvin stop being so mean
by Tannnnndoooom March 4, 2019
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Alvin

hey alvin
by Sejin's Mom August 17, 2018
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alvin blowjob

alvin getting a blowjob by brittany in the bathrom
by doufingor August 22, 2022
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