alternabear

A guy who fits into both worlds of bears (husky, chubby and/or hairy gay men and the men who love them) and alternative culture.

Often, alternabears will have visible tattoos, plugs in their ears or pierced septums. Sometimes, they also can fit the category as hipsters.

by foundmymyra August 28, 2011

alternabro

An individual who closely inhabits the gray area between being a bro (i.e. Anheuser-Busch and Coors loyalists) and being a metro (i.e. men who watch Sex In The City). He is often spotted in the wild with semi-fashionable clothing from H&M or Urban Outfitters, but lacks more pseudo style and grace (and superfluousness) of the scenester sect.

Of course that alternabro ended up with the asian Dashboard girl, who could deny his blazer and t-shirt combo?

by RIP_Richard_Kiel September 17, 2008

Alté

This are sets of cool Lagos kids like SANTI ODUNSI ZADDY.ADEOTII that dress in well arranged and acceptable manners of the society

You see that beautiful alté kid

by Yungytim May 2, 2019

alterbate

1.a retarded spelling of alternate in html with hillarious results
2.what normal(well normal enough)people do when their hiding in the back of their closets with HTML manuals.

1. Wow ur retard. Its not alterbate, its alternate. Shit your stupid.
2. Dont try to hide the unnavoidable fact that you like to alterbate in the closet to HTML manuals every tuesday night.

by Shannon&Courtney July 13, 2007

alternagay

Alternative gay. The homosexual version of an indie kid

Where do the alternagays hang out in London?

Oh, you want to visit Popstarz or Retro or something.

by Owen Blacker August 6, 2006

alternadad

Gen-X male, typically age 30-40, that has found himself in the role of parent yet unable to let go of the trappings of his 'cool' indie youth. May include hipster kid that accidentally knocked up girlfriend. Often married to/living with fellow Gen-X female.

Me & the other alternadads got the weekend off and are heading to Lollapalooza next month. I'm so psyched to see Rage again!

by SMFML June 30, 2008

Alterick

1 SEXUAL CHOCOLATE

2 Tall, Dark & Handsome

3 Someone who is sexy but thinks he's sexIER than he is. Confident. At times down right cocky.

4 Great body that is normally accompanied by a Bubble Butt <3

5 Potentially your BEST friend, a GREAT friend

6 Always has fun regardless of his surroundings. Life of the party... AND Doesn't need alcohol to do it!!

7 Someone who says, "WOW", to many things and situations

Person 1: "This party SUX!!"
Person 2: "I know!! We so need an Alterick here!!"

booty, handsome, party, friend, chocolate, sexy, confident

by Cindy Capleton February 9, 2010