albino pigeon

A way to mount your partner!when the women runs at full speed and leaps high into the air and grabs her two legs and holds them to make V and aims to land on the mans penis wile he lays on the bed.WARNING may result in injury or loss of life due to bent dick or internal bleeding

albino pigeon is a way to mount your partner before engaging in intercourse

by potency April 15, 2009

Albanian Dishwasher

When you run out of dish soap and you lost your sponge that you have to use your nephew’s Albanian friend to clean the dishes with their tears and sweat to clean the dishes spotless

Mom: honey is your friend here?
Son: yes Mom, he’s here with me, playing Roblox.

Mom: tell him I need some help with the dishes, I need to use him as my Albanian dishwasher.

Albanian dishwasher: I’ll be right there Miss!

by 7akeshi September 11, 2018

Alayner

When something is so unimaginably wack that the word wack is not enough to describe the situation or problem.

“Yo I’m being held hostage at target!”
“Damn homie that’s alayner.”

by Lil torchy July 18, 2020

hugo albino

dickhead who lives by himself and jacks of to jimmy saville

oh my days your such a hugo albino

by hugo the albino June 1, 2016

albino turtle

A procedure in which a person, while skinny dipping, submerges his or herself, while sticking his or her buttocks above the water.

"...and then, our camp councillor totally gave us an albino turtle."

by zeiek June 27, 2005

Albania

Red and Black I dress Eagle on my chest hood to be in Albania wear my head up high for flag I die I’m proud to be an Albanian.

Aleksandër: Man I’m so proud to be an Albanian it makes me wanna sing.
Thomas: Please don’t.
Aleksandër: Red and Black I dress Eagle on my chest hood to be in Albania wear my head up high for flag I die I’m proud to be an Albanian.

by Negus of Niggopia January 24, 2022

albino turd

A white or cream coloured turd. Often dismissed as an urban legend, I assure you, these gems do exist. Very rare and the source of much amusement to all who see one, they usually make themselves apparant in the work place or at school.

I could have laughed myself silly seeing that albino turd in the school toilets, what a sight!

by Nigel Fleming July 13, 2006