Barrow, Alaska

A town of 5,000 people in the middle of fucking nowhere on the very tip (aka North Slope) of northern Alaska on the Arctic Ocean. It's colder than a witch's tit up there, and never gets warmer than -10 degrees for 6 months. For two months in the summer, the sun never sets, and in the winter, it's constantly dark. Most of the town suffers from Seasonal Affective Disorder. There's absolutely no civilization for 400-500 miles in either direction. There's nothing to do there except drill oil and masturbate.

I moved to Barrow, and now I want to blow my fucking brains out.

by Sultan July 25, 2004

Alaskan Brownball

While in the midst of a snowball fight, one hides behind their snowfort, defecates, rolls the fecal matter into a ball, and throws it into the opponents face(s).

Johnny got hit in the face by an Alaskan brownball, and all the children laughed at him.

by Anonymous2135i020512 April 24, 2009

Alaskan Bobsled

While performing intercourse doggie style, the male knocks the female unconcious and proceeds to ride her down the stairs while still engaged in intercourse.

I gave your mom an Alaskan Bobsled on the Lincoln Memorial last night, dawg.

by StairMastr October 20, 2008

alaskan pipeline

n: the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus.

Invented at the University of Iowa by Brian and Andy S. in 2001.

Andy: "Hey Brian, wanna come give me an alaskan pipeline?"

Brian: "You know I can't do that again. Dad will spank us!"

Andy: "Aww shucks Brian, you know how much I love those."

Brian: "I know Andy dear, I know."

by aseay_99 August 3, 2004

Alaskan Joker

Its when you are having sex with a girl and when your done you tell her you have aids. Give her a few minutes then ask "Why so serious?"

That ass pulled and alaskan joker on me and scared the shit out of me!

by ennik s relyt January 31, 2009

Alasia

Alasia means that you are beautiful. Any person that has the honor of having the name Alasia is very lucky and special. You are smexy and have the most beautiful body any girl could ever want. Most people whose name is Alasia usually have green eyes, and very beautiful hair.

Person1: "You know Alasia?"
Person2: "The green-eyed beauty? I'm so jealous of her!!"

by ihavegreeneyes June 23, 2012

alaskan fire breathing dragon

when the guy shits and jizzes in the girls mouth and then ducktapes her mouth shut and tickles her untill it comes out of her nose and burns.

i gave ur mom a alaskan fire breathing dragon last night and she's pretty beat up.

by asfdsdaf May 6, 2010