Age Rule

The rule (invented by wise men but which should also be adopted by wise women) which states that half your age plus seven is the youngest acceptable age of a potential romantic partner. (Does not work inverted.)

Example: "C'mon, man, she's legal!"
"She's 19; you're 26. Just because she's not jailbait anymore doesn't mean you should date the girl. Don't you know the Age Rule?"
Number Example: 26/2=13. 13+7=20.

by UnashamedBitch May 04, 2012

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The Ink Age

A period of history in which society used ink and paper to communicate ideas. Popular medium types of this period included newspapers, magazines and hand written letters.

Steve: My grandpa still reads an ink print newspaper.
Luke: Wow! He is really living in the ink age.

by Tucker Maile January 31, 2009

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age play

Age play is the term for consenting adults who roleplay in some way pertaining to age. Sometimes this is "infantilism", which is adults acting as babies. There are all ages.. this can also include schoolgirl or schoolboy with headmaster or headmistress, and every conceivable age in between. Consensuality is key, and let me stress again this is ADULTS - it has nothing whatsoever to do with anyone under the age of consenting adult.

Who is your daddy?

Your my Daddy!

by DR.BOBBY F DOGERSON November 11, 2004

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Deuce of Ages

The most epic shit that anyone has ever shat or ever will shit. A thunderous eruption of excrement unlike any the world has ever known. The kind of shit that puts all other shits to shame with its impossible magnitude and regal malodorous splendor.

Felix: I just took an incredible shit.

John: Yeah, that's great dude.

Felix: You don't understand, Jonathan. I've dropped the Deuce of Ages. It was magnificent.

John: Uh-huh.

by buttcheeks_mcgee September 30, 2009

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