agent hurley

A big, overweight, unattractive and bad tempered female police officer, similar to the stereotype butch dyke. Notorious for violently handling arrested suspects and performing full physical examinations on them, including body orifices, on behalf of her chief inspector. Made famous in the film "Beavis & Butthead do America"

Agent Fleming: Agent Hurley, I want you to give this scumbag a full cavity search. I'm talking Roto-Rooter here: don't stop until you reach the back of his teeth.

.....

Agent Hurley: He's clean chief.

Butthead: Huhhuh huh... Did I just score?

by harrie piel December 11, 2008

new jersey accent

Most importantly about a new jersey accent, NO ONE SAYS JOISEY. I dont know how this myth got started, but it just dosent exist. People from south, central, and north Jersey have different accents. People from south Jersey are more likely to say the word "daughter" as "daater", while people from north Jersey are more likely to say "dawter". I'm from central Jersey and i say "dawter" and also "mairy", not "marry". But it all depends where you're from. Most people sound like they're from Philly, but not everyone, especially if you're from Jersey City. And no, not all the girls have thick, stereotypical, nasal "joisey" accents.

Jersey Girl: I'm from central Jersey.
Guy from Western state (in a nasal voice): Uhhh, yuh frum JOISEY! Wheyahs ya new joisey akksend?
Jersey Girl: I'm not from JOISEY, and no one has that sort of new jersey accent, stupid!

by AfterDark January 9, 2008

accentuate

To make supple body parts more noticeable.
I.e. Breasts, cock size, hips, ass.

I like how that hottie accentuates her breasts to make them look so bouncy and fun in her slim lace tank top.

by AllAboutBody May 10, 2009

New Jersey Accent

Proper North Jersey Pronunciations & Common Phrases:

War-der (Water)
Daw-der (Daughter)
Tawk (Talk)
Dawg (Dog)
Ax-cent (accent)
Wud-ever (whatever)
Jur-zee (Jersey)
Draw (Drawer)
Muh-ree-uh (Maria)
Merry (Mairy)
Mairy (Marry)
Mair-reed (Married)
Mair-ridge (Marriage)
Dewsh-bag (douche-bag)
Yew (you)
Fuck-yew (Fuck you)
Fukket (Fuck it)
Fuck-dat (Fuck that)
Fuh-get (Forget)
Fuh-got (Forgot)
Fuh-gedda-boud-dit (Forget about it)
Itz-fuh-gotten (It's forgotten)
I-doe-know (I don't know)
What-cha-do-in? (What are you doing?)
Whad-jew-do? (What did you do?)
What-sup-witch-yew? (What's up with you?)
What-da-fuk-issup-witch-yew? (What the fuck is up with you?)
Lemme (let me)
Lemme-tell-ya (Let me tell you)
im-go-in (I'm going)
im-gunna (I'm going to)
Siddy (City)
Tha-siddy / Duh-siddy (New York City)
Yew-go-in-to-duh-siddy? (Are you going to New York City?)
Jew-go-to-duh-siddy? (Did you go to New York City?)
Where-yew-go-in? (Where are you going?)
Where-jew-go? (Where did you go?)

The New Jersey Accent in use:

Joey: Hey Vinny, yew dewsh-bag. What-sup-witch-yew? Where-jew-go last night? Jew hang in Jerzee?

Vinny: Nah, I hung out in duh-siddy wid-dat chick Merry wit da Brooklyn ax-cent. Whad-jew-do?

Joey: Jew-bang-er?

Vinny: Nah, we just tawked.

Joey: Yew gonna mairy er?

Vinny: What-da-fuk-issup-witch-yew? Fuh-gedda-boud-dit, man. Whad-jew-do last night?

by Doc Xavian January 13, 2009

Agent Zero

Proper Noun.
1. One of several popular nicknames given to the most thrilling basketball player in the NBA, Gilbert Arenas. A two time all-star renowned for his ability to score as time in quarters, halves, and especially games expire, Agent Zero currently stars at guard for the Washington Wizards. Agent Zero sports the jersey number 0 because he was told as a high school player that he would spend exactly zero minutes on the court as a college player.

2. A man with phenomenal swag.

3. Hibachi, The Black President, The East Coast Assasin, Quality Shot

Ex. 1. Does Agent Zero have a conscience?

Ex. 2. I hear Agent Zero is writing a children's book aimed at reinforcing good childhood behavior titled "Dropping Things on People is Bad, Unless You're Dropping 60 on Kobe."

by Big Money NiMo February 21, 2007

New York Accent

A New York accent, or New York dialect, is one of the more recognizable American accents. It refers to the greater New York metropolitan area (including the 5 boroughs, Long Island, Westchester County, the lower Hudson Valley & surrounding parts of Connecticut & New Jersey). Upstate New Yorkers have their own accents which are entirely different from the stereotypical "New York" accent.

Individuals with a trained ear can differentiate between the accents of each of the boroughs (or the surrounding areas), though all are very similar. Generally, Manhattanites do not have a common accent, as many do not originate from the New York metropolitan area.

A slightly lesser percentage of Generation Y-ers speak with a full-blown New York accent, compared with those of prior generations. The accent of Generation Y-ers tends to be less severe than those of their elders, sometimes practically undetectable, with the exception of certain words.

Notable differences between Standard American English & New York dialect include:

1. Nonstandard pronunciation:
♦ "AW" sound is prolonged (talk/tawwk)
♦ Hard "G" sound (Long Island/Lawnguyland)
♦ Dropping final consonants (want/wan)
♦ Dropping "R" sounds (morning/mawning)
♦ Adding "R" sounds (idea/idear, soda/soder)
♦ Dropping "G" endings (calling/callin)
♦ Substituting "D", "T" for "TH" (those/doze, three/tree)

2. Nonstandard resonance, resulting in a heavy sound.

3. Generally fast rate of speech.

4. Hypernasality.

"I need to tawwk to my friend from Lawnguyland to axe what soder she wants to serve with the vawdka at the parwty tomawrow."

"Wow, that woman has quite the New York accent."

by D5quared February 28, 2010

Agent Dark Bootie

When a man dives head first into a large African female's rectum, head covered in warming lubricant, screams into the anus as if arresting Rodney King.

I'm about to Agent Dark Bootie that hoe!

by deluxe^sumo July 25, 2009