This rule states that if someone has three or more affectations from the neck up (i.e. garish scarves, ostentatious earrings, extravagant nose rings, designer glasses, gaudy facial hair, etc.) is probably an attention-starved prick. It is strongly advised that attention-starved pricks guilty of violating this policy cease and desist at once.
Guy 1: Look at that guy and his ridiculous mustache, glasses, and scarf.
Guy 2: Yeah, he is definitely breaking the Three or More Affectations Rule.
Guy 2: Yeah, he is definitely breaking the Three or More Affectations Rule.
by So-Called Person February 15, 2014
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by fedor1 July 1, 2008
Get the Affliction banned mug.Back in 1856 a doctor by the name of Terrence Nutkins argued with his peers that the emotion of Jealousy was actually a physical manifestation and not just a feeling. He argued that in every person lay dormant a miniscule gland in the upper tethis that when a person felt jealous this gland would convulse releasing a small dose of Cheortyxon C.
This small dose would force the Afflicted to do all manner of odd things like become irritated and angry easily sometimes leading the sufferer to post crazy things on websites and make up alot of hocus pocus. Terrence published his workings and until today the gland has not been denied nor confirmed by doctors in the field.
This small dose would force the Afflicted to do all manner of odd things like become irritated and angry easily sometimes leading the sufferer to post crazy things on websites and make up alot of hocus pocus. Terrence published his workings and until today the gland has not been denied nor confirmed by doctors in the field.
by ZodfindsthisFUN June 5, 2005
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by TrevorTerror April 23, 2020
Get the Afrection mug.She crossed from afectionate to afflictionate when she gained 25 pounds and still wants to sit on my lap.
by bubob November 27, 2011
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